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Snack Wars | 425
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- Boomer Bunker
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- Jun 26, 2026
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- 6334
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Summary
It started as a debate about snack cakes and ended with fetishes, felonies, and a feeder mansion in Las Vegas. John and the Duchess locked in a full-blown snack war, TastyKake vs. Hostess, and nobody walked away without taking damage. John's a TastyKake loyalist, butterscotch krimpets and all. The Duchess called them ghetto cakes and went to bat for Hostess. The chat picked sides. It got ugly. And somehow, this led to a conversation about McDonald's bringing back the fried apple pie, DIY McRibs. A Las Vegas mansion called Pearadise that was sold to women as a body-positive safe haven turned out to be a feeder fetish operation, and yes, John pulled the top 10 most common sexual fetishes. An Oklahoma Arby's manager allegedly spat herpes into a customer's sandwich on purpose, knowing full well she was having a Herpes breakout. Giving the unsuspecting customer the Herp. Caning is making a global comeback, which sparked a surprisingly heated disagreement between John and the Duchess about corporal punishment in schools. Topics Covered: Snack Wars: TastyKake vs. Hostess — John defends TastyKake (especially the butterscotch krimpets and peanut butter Kandy Kakes) while the Duchess goes hard for Hostess. The debate pulled in the chat, touched on fried apple pies at McDonald's, DIY McRib recipes on TikTok, and why Taco Bell keeps discontinuing the one item everyone loves. WNBA / Caitlin Clark — Alyssa Thomas suspended just one game for putting her fist in Caitlin Clark's throat. John and Duchess called it a slap on the wrist, argued Clark is the Jackie Robinson of the WNBA, and questioned why her teammates won't defend her. McDonald's Fried Apple Pie Returns — The original fried pies are back through July 4th. John went back to a second McDonald's to avoid being profiled as the…