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The Goyverment has sent 6 Gorillon Messages Informing Me the Slopmoids Demand Streamrot
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- May 8, 2026
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- 11179
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Summary
Dimes and Judas discuss a JPMorgan analyst making an outrageously false sexual assault claim against his girlboss, the inept Indian truck driver responsible for the Humboldt Broncos crash avoiding deportation, and the alleged Carney Pivot restoring Canadian sovereignty. After accounting the recent coordination of Age Verification laws being pushed across the Western world, they review the book “Secret Wars: Covert Conflict in International Politics” by Austin Carson. The book explains the ways powerful states covertly participate in foreign wars, how these secretly conduct these secret conflicts, and the logic behind keeping the public unaware. Lastly, on this edition of The Copepranos Society, Dimes returns to The J. Burden Show to discuss a series of unrelated and incoherent topics as he completely forgets to promote his documentary “How to Make a Canadian People.” It’s very enjoyable though. Timestamps: 00:18 - George Floyd is Alive and Wears a Dress Rap 02:27 – Dimes Sexually Assaulting Studio Execs as a Giant Spider 04:25 – Hulk Bogan 05:24 - Aleksandr Dugin Crashes Out Against White People 17:00 – They Don’t Know What Diabetes Is 22:26 – JPMorgan Indian Analyst Invents Outrageous Sexual Assault Claim 26:43 – Bank Chads Already Viagra Their Own Drinks 32:35 – The Inability for Non-Whites to Bully Their Own Publicly 38:03 – We Should #MeToo Harambe Oprah 39:07 – Court Defers Deportation of Humboldt Broncos Crash Perpetrator 46:55 – Investigating the Carney Pivot 1:00:00 – The Gradient of Radicalism 01:01:57 – Deep Dive into the Groups Pushing Age Verification Laws 01:19:07 – Trump Keeps Not Caring About Being Assassinated 01:21:24 – Blood $atellite Show News 01:23:34 – “Secret Wars” Review Begins 01:27:32 – War Escalation Constrained Since WW2 01:33:22 – The Secret…