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Getting My Sh*t Ruined For Borrowing Too Much Money From Xenu and Yakub
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- Blood $atellite
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- Sep 18, 2026
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- 8052
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Summary
Dimes and Judas discuss the conclusion of the Lindsay Clancy Mistrial, the fraudulent online legacy of Reasonable Blackman, and the epidemic of mob violence in Africa over alleged shouldercheck penis theft. After dissecting the recent controversy over artificial intelligence going rogue and destroying humanity, they review the book “The Reckoning: Financial Accountability and the Rise and Fall of Nations” by Jacob Soll. This tracks the history of double-entry bookkeeping across Europe and makes the argument that empires survive through financial transparency and the evolution of the very concept of accountability. Timestamps: 00:36 – Indian Mayoral Candidate for Winnipeg is an Illiterate Horndog 03:05 – What are the Dynamics of Wheelchair Rape (We Must Retire Rape) 12:00 – Indians Have Never Seen Their Own Reflection 13:46 – Lindsay Clancy Trial Recap: Reasonable Blackman Saves the White Race? 26:06 – There is No Minimum Sentence for Infanticide in Canada 30:26 – The Fraudulent History of Medieval Europe’s “Reasonable Blackman” 36:07 – Social Distancing to Avoid Accidental Genital Theft in Africa 42:26 – Never Wash Your Hands After Using the Washroom 43:10 – Blood $atellite Show News 50:32 – It’s Impossible to Imagine an Indian in a Field 51:45 – Anthropic Whistleblower Claims AI Will Kill Us In A Few Years 1:25:31 – “The Reckoning” Review Begins