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Midget Wrestling, Demon Suckers & Bad Decisions
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- Jun 29, 2026
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- 6089
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Summary
What do midget wrestling, Phil Mickelson's alleged nude selfie, celebrity look-alikes, AI taking over the world, demon-removing pastors, and a paper plate award all have in common? Absolutely nothing... which is exactly why this episode works. Bill, Mark, Laura and Kevin somehow turn a review of the worst midget wrestling event ever produced into a full-blown discussion about why people make spectacularly terrible decisions. Along the way you'll hear about Mark's forgotten employee award, Bill's bizarre Facebook admirer, Laura getting relentlessly hit on by a mover while covered in sweat, Kevin proving once again that no topic is too inappropriate for a perfectly-timed one-liner, and everyone discovering which celebrity they supposedly resemble (some of these comparisons should honestly be investigated). Then things get weird... The crew dives into Phil Mickelson's alleged off-course behavior, why fame convinces some people the rules no longer apply, pastors allegedly "sucking demons out" of people (yes... that's really a conversation), whether AI could accidentally help trigger the apocalypse, and which member of the podcast would actually survive if the power grid collapsed. Think you've got a great ear for music? Play along with another round of Cover Song Name That Tune, where the gang puts your music knowledge to the test. See if you can identify the original artist before they do. It's equal parts comedy, chaos, psychology, conspiracy theories, brutally honest conversations, and the kind of off-the-rails banter that somehow makes complete sense after about ten minutes. As always, nothing is scripted, nobody is safe, someone probably should have stopped this conversation long before it reached demon blowjobs and cyber warfare... and if you can beat the panel at Co…