Episode
Chet Yourself Before You Wreck Yourself
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- Basketball Illuminati
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- Jun 3, 2026
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- 5366
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Summary
Dr. Tom "The Scientist" Haberstroh, Pulitzer Prize Winner Amin Elhassan... and producer Anthony Mayes are not going on vacation until the NBA announces the findings of the Aspiration Investigation. We dig deep into the Chet of it all as the Thunder face an offseason of roster decisions as their days of avoiding the luxury tax aprons are over. Michelle Beadle of the Run It Back show talks us through her belief in Corgis, Cupcakes and Candles as she spiritually guides the Spurs on the Race for Seis. We learn where she ranks among Spurs celebrities and why she got kicked out of a bar during the Ray Allen game in 2013. Subscribe to the Illuminati YouTube Channel Basketball Illuminati is now part of the Count The Dings Network. Join the Count The Dings Patreon to support the show, get ad free episodes and exclusive content at https://www.patreon.com/countthedings ILLUMINATI MERCH HAS RETURNED - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Follow Basketball Illuminati! On Apple or Spotify Email us: [email protected] Twitter: @bballilluminati Instagram: …