Episode
Y Chromes Ep. 83: Hat Tricks, Carjackers, and Good Nuts
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- Badlands Media
- Published
- Jun 8, 2026
- Duration seconds
- 5666
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Summary
Happy birthday Ashe in America, and welcome to episode 83. CannCon, Alpha Warrior, and Cam Cooksey kick things off with a wild Stanley Cup Finals breakdown: Mitch Marner's hat trick, Carolina's insane four-goal third period comeback, and an overtime winner that literally bounced off the back of the net and the goalie's own skate. Then the guys go deep on the marine veteran who disarmed a teenage carjacker with his bare hands, with Alpha dropping genuine gang expert knowledge on why talking to police actually protects you more than staying silent. CannCon walks through a full home defense firearms training regimen, and Alpha breaks down what a marine kill house actually looks like. The show closes in full Pride Month debauchery mode with Rob Schneider's veterans-versus-gay-month bit, an AI simulating the first woman president, and the crew absolutely losing it over Tom Brady launching a coconut water brand called Good Nut. Men unsupervised. Happy Pride.