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Raccoon Breaks Into Gym | Austin News
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- Sep 3, 2026
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Summary
A raccoon turned gym burglar after hours, crashing a training center and hitting the weights like a pro—complete with snack-seeking mischief. Deputies escorted him out, but he bolted faster than you can say “free weights.” The sheriff’s office treated it like a full-blown case, joking about his mom and releasing him on his own recognizance… with a deep-clean warning for the gym. Spoiler: He’ll be back. Listen in comfort: Get a discount on a Soli Pillow: http://solipillow.com/discount/dnn. Advertise on DNN: [email protected] This is an automated, high-level news summary based on public reporting. Report issues to [email protected]. View sources & latest updates: https://sources.thednn.ai/1840bbdb097b37f7