Episode
WHAT A PVP MATCH😠
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- Adrians Lifestyle
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- Aug 22, 2026
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- 69
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***  *** MY OPPONENTS BETTER SQUAD ***  *** Bro this Japanese tournament event PvP match was the most annoying game I’ve played in weeks and I’m still mad about it. I went in without smart assist because I wanted to prove I could actually play proper football, no help from the game, just pure manual control. It was YFM vs SMZ and I was locked in from kickoff. The first 30 minutes were actually decent, we were just feeling each other out, passing it around, trying to find space. I had a few chances with Kitagawa and Dean David but nothing was going in. The other guy was playing super defensive, just sitting back with 10 men behind the ball and waiting for me to make a mistake. I could tell he wasn’t that good but he was patient, and I was getting frustrated because I couldn’t break him down. Every time I tried a through ball his backline would drop and every cross got headed away. The network started acting up around the 50th minute and that’s when everything went to hell. I’d press the pass button and my player would take like 2 seconds to do it, or I’d try to tackle and he’d just run past me like I wasn’t even there. I checked my WiFi and it was on MTNNG 25 but the game was lagging so bad it felt like I was playing on 200 ping. Without smart assist, you actually have to time everything manually so when there’s lag it’s literally impossible to play. I had 2-3 clear chances where I pressed shoot and the animation came out late and the keeper saved it easy. One time Kitagawa was 1v1 and I hit shoot but the delay made him take an extra touch and the defender came back to…