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BATISTUTA WITH AN HATTRICK IN A DIVISION MATCH
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- Adrians Lifestyle
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- Jul 21, 2026
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- 62
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Summary
I just finished a division 6 match in eFootball and I’m still hyped about it 😁 I was playing with Dortmund against Madrid Chamartin B and it ended 4:0. But it wasn’t just the scoreline that made it crazy, it was how it happened. My striker Batistuta scored all four goals and I’m telling you, all four were bangers. Not lucky deflections, not tap-ins, just pure strikes. I was on my phone shouting like I was in a real stadium because the way he was finishing was disrespectful. My friends in the group chat were even asking me to send the highlights because they didn’t believe it. The first goal came around 20 minutes and that’s when I knew it was going to be his day. I played a pass to him outside the box, he took one touch to set it and boom, top corner with his left foot 😂 The keeper didn’t even jump. Second goal was a header from a perfect cross. Batistuta rose above two defenders and smashed it in. By halftime it was 2:0 and Madrid Chamartin B looked lost. They couldn’t get near him, every time I gave him the ball he turned and made something happen. My midfield was feeding him and my defense wasn’t letting them breathe either. Even my fullbacks were pushing up and helping. Second half started and Batistuta wasn’t done. Third goal was probably the best one. Ball came to him about 30 yards out, he took a touch, saw the keeper off his line and just let it fly. It dipped and went straight in 😭 I replayed it like 3 times because I couldn’t believe it. Fourth goal was a through ball, he ran onto it, rounded the keeper with so much calm and slotted it home. 4 goals, 4 different finishes, all clean. The whole match felt smooth. I had good possession, my passing was clicking, and Dortmund was playing like a real team. The chemistry between the players was just perfect that day…