{"podcast":{"title":"Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura","slug":"your-mom-s-house-with-christina-p-and-tom-segura-776911","podcast_index_feed_id":776911,"rss_url":"https://feeds.megaphone.fm/YMH5847489315","website_url":"https://ymhstudios.com","image_url":"https://megaphone.imgix.net/podcasts/276ebc20-99ef-11ee-bf6f-2f17c5f6c247/image/2024_YMH_PODCASTART.jpg?ixlib=rails-4.3.1&max-w=3000&max-h=3000&fit=crop&auto=format,compress","author":"Tom Segura","episode_count":837,"summary":"Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura are comedians who are also married. They are the Mommies and they welcome you to join them. Dental updates! Dudes! Stories! Wiping!","last_synced_at":"2026-07-23T02:19:30.886510+00:00","page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/your-mom-s-house-with-christina-p-and-tom-segura-776911"},"episode":{"title":"Alec Baldwin DEMANDS His Bag Back w/ Ryan Long | Your Mom's House Ep. 867","slug":"alec-baldwin-demands-his-bag-back-w-ryan-long-your-mom-s-house-ep-867","published_at":"2026-07-08T12:00:00+00:00","page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/your-mom-s-house-with-christina-p-and-tom-segura-776911/alec-baldwin-demands-his-bag-back-w-ryan-long-your-mom-s-house-ep-867","show_page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/your-mom-s-house-with-christina-p-and-tom-segura-776911","url":"https://pdst.fm/e/pscrb.fm/rss/p/clrtpod.com/m/pfx.vpixl.com/u8u9X/arttrk.com/p/YMH00/mgln.ai/e/1118/traffic.megaphone.fm/YMH9349579324.mp3","audio_url":"https://pdst.fm/e/pscrb.fm/rss/p/clrtpod.com/m/pfx.vpixl.com/u8u9X/arttrk.com/p/YMH00/mgln.ai/e/1118/traffic.megaphone.fm/YMH9349579324.mp3","summary":"Christina P is back touring! Check her out in Chicago September 18th and 19th. Get your tickets at https://christinap.com/pages/tour-dates SPONSORS: Visit https://www.sleep.ME/YMH and never fight with your partner at bedtime again. Get $80 off your first month with promo code SPACE80 at https://Talkspace.com/mom Sign up for your $1 per month trial and start selling today at https://shopify.com/ymh What's up there, chomos! Tom's out. Christina P is holding down the Mommy Dome with Ryan Long, Canadian sketch comedian, content creator, and a man who recently received a cease and desist from a testosterone clinic over a joke photo. Ryan opens talking acting and shares one of his sketch videos, Doyle the OnlyFans pimp who thought he'd be living the life and spends 90% of his day rating strangers' dicks. They also open the show with Alec Baldwin fully losing his mind at over a missing bag in a video that feels like a parody. From there: Ontario passed a law allowing all women to go topless in public, the tits you actually see at the nude beach are not the ones you pictured, and Austin has a shirtless jogging epidemic with zero enforcement of chest hair standards. Plus, a cool gal accepting boyfriend applications on TikTok and Christina and Ryan do their civic duty to find her a man. They also review Cowboys for Angels, a straight male gigolo site that Ryan correctly points out uses completely gender-neutral language. Then a Tulum trip story ends with Christina inserting off-brand suppositories into her hotel mini fridge so they'd stop melting before she could use them, and the cleaning staff tidied the wrappers and put them in a glass jar. She would like you to know they were unused. Finally, Christina's TikTok Curations: a weather reporter who unexpectedly quotes Edgar Alla…","meta_description":"Christina P is back touring! Check her out in Chicago September 18th and 19th. Get your tickets at https://christinap.com/pages/tour-dates SPONSORS: Visit…","key_points":[],"chapters":[],"topics":[],"duration_seconds":4656,"processing_state":"not_requested","actions":[{"name":"request_transcript","method":"POST","url":"https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/your-mom-s-house-with-christina-p-and-tom-segura-776911/episodes/alec-baldwin-demands-his-bag-back-w-ryan-long-your-mom-s-house-ep-867/transcription-requests","description":"Idempotently request low-priority transcript generation for this episode."},{"name":"read_markdown","method":"GET","url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/your-mom-s-house-with-christina-p-and-tom-segura-776911/alec-baldwin-demands-his-bag-back-w-ryan-long-your-mom-s-house-ep-867.md","description":"Read the agent-friendly Markdown representation of this episode resource."}]}}