{"podcast":{"title":"Your Kickstarter Sucks","slug":"your-kickstarter-sucks-325835","podcast_index_feed_id":325835,"rss_url":"https://rss.art19.com/your-kickstarter-sucks","website_url":"https://art19.com/shows/your-kickstarter-sucks","image_url":"https://content.production.cdn.art19.com/images/c8/38/41/df/c83841df-2683-4baf-8959-28a8e7d66774/7d53b76e9de314aa0781fdee0280ce92c3857ef0cc4fdf39b8b324e80a85708169fb5ff66e16974d098856bfd65f3737c6814e1c95fa391d0a869068ac4048d4.jpeg","author":"Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale","episode_count":469,"summary":"Mike Hale and Jesse Farrar comb through the crowdfunding dumpster to tell you what projects are worth supporting with your hard-earned dollar. So far, it's been absolutely nothing, but whether it's a social media website for dogs, a toilet brush that reminds you to drink more water, or 5,000 offensive card games, maybe something will eventually be good!","last_synced_at":"2026-06-08T10:20:17.939448+00:00","page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/your-kickstarter-sucks-325835"},"episode":{"title":"Episode 460: I Want Hokey Pokey","slug":"episode-460-i-want-hokey-pokey","published_at":"2026-05-25T05:00:00+00:00","page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/your-kickstarter-sucks-325835/episode-460-i-want-hokey-pokey","show_page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/your-kickstarter-sucks-325835","url":"https://s.gum.fm/s-5e1f6e259813ce00536763d5/pscrb.fm/rss/p/mgln.ai/e/209/rss.art19.com/episodes/eff20074-ebd9-4fd7-b8ff-d47122fb1f2a.mp3?rss_browser=BAhJIg90cmFuc2NyaWJyBjoGRVQ%3D--952c5701c84ad333c69d5faa668f8177091704f0","audio_url":"https://s.gum.fm/s-5e1f6e259813ce00536763d5/pscrb.fm/rss/p/mgln.ai/e/209/rss.art19.com/episodes/eff20074-ebd9-4fd7-b8ff-d47122fb1f2a.mp3?rss_browser=BAhJIg90cmFuc2NyaWJyBjoGRVQ%3D--952c5701c84ad333c69d5faa668f8177091704f0","summary":"Don't actually click on any of this crap I'm just copying and pasting it from the Diamond and Silk Show episode descriptions on Lindell TV. And also that's the way it looks on the site. I didn't format it weird. They made it look that weird. Well, I guess just Silk did. Because our beautiful \"Diamond\"'s heart has just given out! Ah! Medicare made simple. Call Chapter today for free and unbiased Medicare guidance at 234-LINDELL or visit https://askchapter.org/lindell This Water Filtration System is the best on the market, Easy to Install, boosts alkalinity and filters out arsenic, lead, and pharmaceuticals from your drinking water. Pets that drank SentryH20 Water live 5 years LONGER! Get yours now: https://Sentryh20.com Use Code LINDELL for 10% OFF your entire Order. Stop blindly investing, and start collecting oil royalty checks instead, visit https://LindellOilBoom.com Well I did put it in italics because I was paranoid about someone taking it seriously. Anyway on today's show we're being asked to finance some rich guy's pet project for no apparent reason, begging an aspiring musician to not use AI, and handing over our most personal date to an unaccountable private database. Oh wait, is this REAL LIFE!!!? Or is it the show! Or is it just fantasy. Freddie Mercury! Nah it's just the show. But I wouldn't mind some Fat Bottomed Girls! Oh yeah! Take me home tonight!! Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, Mr. Baloney, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. Social Media by Maddalena Alvarez. Executive Producer Tim Faust (@crulge) Sign up for YKS Premium please oh god oh god!  Follow us on Instagram: @YKSPod , TikTok: YourKickstarterSucks and subscribe to our YouTube channel for more video stuff!  Wo…","meta_description":"Don't actually click on any of this crap I'm just copying and pasting it from the Diamond and Silk Show episode descriptions on Lindell TV. And also that'…","key_points":[],"chapters":[],"topics":[],"duration_seconds":7014,"processing_state":"not_requested","actions":[{"name":"request_transcript","method":"POST","url":"https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/your-kickstarter-sucks-325835/episodes/episode-460-i-want-hokey-pokey/transcription-requests","description":"Idempotently request low-priority transcript generation for this episode."},{"name":"read_markdown","method":"GET","url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/your-kickstarter-sucks-325835/episode-460-i-want-hokey-pokey.md","description":"Read the agent-friendly Markdown representation of this episode resource."}]}}