{"podcast":{"title":"Your Kickstarter Sucks","slug":"your-kickstarter-sucks-325835","podcast_index_feed_id":325835,"rss_url":"https://rss.art19.com/your-kickstarter-sucks","website_url":"https://art19.com/shows/your-kickstarter-sucks","image_url":"https://content.production.cdn.art19.com/images/c8/38/41/df/c83841df-2683-4baf-8959-28a8e7d66774/7d53b76e9de314aa0781fdee0280ce92c3857ef0cc4fdf39b8b324e80a85708169fb5ff66e16974d098856bfd65f3737c6814e1c95fa391d0a869068ac4048d4.jpeg","author":"Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale","episode_count":469,"summary":"Mike Hale and Jesse Farrar comb through the crowdfunding dumpster to tell you what projects are worth supporting with your hard-earned dollar. So far, it's been absolutely nothing, but whether it's a social media website for dogs, a toilet brush that reminds you to drink more water, or 5,000 offensive card games, maybe something will eventually be good!","last_synced_at":"2026-06-08T10:20:17.939448+00:00","page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/your-kickstarter-sucks-325835"},"episode":{"title":"Episode 459: Hunt Fish Golf Drink","slug":"episode-459-hunt-fish-golf-drink","published_at":"2026-05-18T05:00:00+00:00","page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/your-kickstarter-sucks-325835/episode-459-hunt-fish-golf-drink","show_page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/your-kickstarter-sucks-325835","url":"https://s.gum.fm/s-5e1f6e259813ce00536763d5/pscrb.fm/rss/p/mgln.ai/e/209/rss.art19.com/episodes/ad36c494-4bc3-4098-a7aa-5c2af5dc1ea7.mp3?rss_browser=BAhJIg90cmFuc2NyaWJyBjoGRVQ%3D--952c5701c84ad333c69d5faa668f8177091704f0","audio_url":"https://s.gum.fm/s-5e1f6e259813ce00536763d5/pscrb.fm/rss/p/mgln.ai/e/209/rss.art19.com/episodes/ad36c494-4bc3-4098-a7aa-5c2af5dc1ea7.mp3?rss_browser=BAhJIg90cmFuc2NyaWJyBjoGRVQ%3D--952c5701c84ad333c69d5faa668f8177091704f0","summary":"Welcome, my grazy friends, to Pleasure Land! Well, unless someone else has already said the phrase “Welcome to…” before saying the name of some place, in which case I obviously heard that first and ripped them off. But until the call out thread we will simply move forward! On today’s show we have some socks that stay together in the year 2026, some lady who thinks she invented ranch dressing, and, of course, fast popsicles (fastsicles). But what else does today hold? Only my grazy mind knows. Enter, the content fog(TM), at your own peril! Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, Mr. Baloney, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. Social Media by Maddalena Alvarez. Executive Producer Tim Faust (@crulge) Hey, 50 cents is 50 cents. That’s why we’re not asking for it! Instead, for $7 a month, grab yourself a subscription to YKS Premium – where you’ll get ad-free episodes every Monday, plus weekly bonus episodes and more. And throw the 50 cents in the garbage!  Follow us on Instagram: @YKSPod , TikTok: YourKickstarterSucks and subscribe to our YouTube channel for more video stuff!  Wow, 2026 is gonna be lit!! Gift subscriptions to YKS Premium are now available at Patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks/gift See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .","meta_description":"Welcome, my grazy friends, to Pleasure Land! Well, unless someone else has already said the phrase “Welcome to…” before saying the name of some place, in…","key_points":[],"chapters":[],"topics":[],"duration_seconds":6052,"processing_state":"not_requested","actions":[{"name":"request_transcript","method":"POST","url":"https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/your-kickstarter-sucks-325835/episodes/episode-459-hunt-fish-golf-drink/transcription-requests","description":"Idempotently request low-priority transcript generation for this episode."},{"name":"read_markdown","method":"GET","url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/your-kickstarter-sucks-325835/episode-459-hunt-fish-golf-drink.md","description":"Read the agent-friendly Markdown representation of this episode resource."}]}}