{"podcast":{"title":"Your Kickstarter Sucks","slug":"your-kickstarter-sucks-325835","podcast_index_feed_id":325835,"rss_url":"https://rss.art19.com/your-kickstarter-sucks","website_url":"https://art19.com/shows/your-kickstarter-sucks","image_url":"https://content.production.cdn.art19.com/images/c8/38/41/df/c83841df-2683-4baf-8959-28a8e7d66774/7d53b76e9de314aa0781fdee0280ce92c3857ef0cc4fdf39b8b324e80a85708169fb5ff66e16974d098856bfd65f3737c6814e1c95fa391d0a869068ac4048d4.jpeg","author":"Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale","episode_count":469,"summary":"Mike Hale and Jesse Farrar comb through the crowdfunding dumpster to tell you what projects are worth supporting with your hard-earned dollar. So far, it's been absolutely nothing, but whether it's a social media website for dogs, a toilet brush that reminds you to drink more water, or 5,000 offensive card games, maybe something will eventually be good!","last_synced_at":"2026-06-08T10:20:17.939448+00:00","page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/your-kickstarter-sucks-325835"},"episode":{"title":"Episode 453: The Podcast That Follows You","slug":"episode-453-the-podcast-that-follows-you","published_at":"2026-04-06T05:00:00+00:00","page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/your-kickstarter-sucks-325835/episode-453-the-podcast-that-follows-you","show_page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/your-kickstarter-sucks-325835","url":"https://s.gum.fm/s-5e1f6e259813ce00536763d5/pscrb.fm/rss/p/mgln.ai/e/209/rss.art19.com/episodes/0d770279-8e25-4da8-af29-461a83b2c8f7.mp3?rss_browser=BAhJIg90cmFuc2NyaWJyBjoGRVQ%3D--952c5701c84ad333c69d5faa668f8177091704f0","audio_url":"https://s.gum.fm/s-5e1f6e259813ce00536763d5/pscrb.fm/rss/p/mgln.ai/e/209/rss.art19.com/episodes/0d770279-8e25-4da8-af29-461a83b2c8f7.mp3?rss_browser=BAhJIg90cmFuc2NyaWJyBjoGRVQ%3D--952c5701c84ad333c69d5faa668f8177091704f0","summary":"Listen to the show, you crazy bastards, or you’ll be living in Hell! Or perhaps we already are! On today’s episode of YKS, recorded BEFORE Easter – so we won’t be talking very much about Easter or describing our Easter festivities this year in any terms other than pure guesses and maybe some hopeful wishes about the holiday to come – the eggless docket serves us up some rather “hoppy” tales of entrepreneurship and creativity. Take, for instance, the butt razor that has 2 razors on it so you can stick it up your butt. And, of course, all the rest. Have an “egg”tastic day, everybunny. - YKS Management  Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, Mr. Baloney, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. Social Media by Maddalena Alvarez. Executive Producer Tim Faust (@crulge) Ad-free episodes of YKS available every week on YKS Premium ! Follow us on Instagram: @YKSPod , TikTok: YourKickstarterSucks and subscribe to our YouTube channel for more video stuff!  Wow, 2026 is gonna be lit!! Gift subscriptions to YKS Premium are now available at Patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks/gift See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .","meta_description":"Listen to the show, you crazy bastards, or you’ll be living in Hell! Or perhaps we already are! On today’s episode of YKS, recorded BEFORE Easter – so we…","key_points":[],"chapters":[],"topics":[],"duration_seconds":7488,"processing_state":"not_requested","actions":[{"name":"request_transcript","method":"POST","url":"https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/your-kickstarter-sucks-325835/episodes/episode-453-the-podcast-that-follows-you/transcription-requests","description":"Idempotently request low-priority transcript generation for this episode."},{"name":"read_markdown","method":"GET","url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/your-kickstarter-sucks-325835/episode-453-the-podcast-that-follows-you.md","description":"Read the agent-friendly Markdown representation of this episode resource."}]}}