{"podcast":{"title":"Your Kickstarter Sucks","slug":"your-kickstarter-sucks-325835","podcast_index_feed_id":325835,"rss_url":"https://rss.art19.com/your-kickstarter-sucks","website_url":"https://art19.com/shows/your-kickstarter-sucks","image_url":"https://content.production.cdn.art19.com/images/c8/38/41/df/c83841df-2683-4baf-8959-28a8e7d66774/7d53b76e9de314aa0781fdee0280ce92c3857ef0cc4fdf39b8b324e80a85708169fb5ff66e16974d098856bfd65f3737c6814e1c95fa391d0a869068ac4048d4.jpeg","author":"Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale","episode_count":469,"summary":"Mike Hale and Jesse Farrar comb through the crowdfunding dumpster to tell you what projects are worth supporting with your hard-earned dollar. So far, it's been absolutely nothing, but whether it's a social media website for dogs, a toilet brush that reminds you to drink more water, or 5,000 offensive card games, maybe something will eventually be good!","last_synced_at":"2026-06-08T10:20:17.939448+00:00","page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/your-kickstarter-sucks-325835"},"episode":{"title":"Episode 445: Boosting Crotch Dimensions","slug":"episode-445-boosting-crotch-dimensions","published_at":"2026-02-09T06:00:00+00:00","page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/your-kickstarter-sucks-325835/episode-445-boosting-crotch-dimensions","show_page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/your-kickstarter-sucks-325835","url":"https://s.gum.fm/s-5e1f6e259813ce00536763d5/pscrb.fm/rss/p/mgln.ai/e/209/rss.art19.com/episodes/1edb5099-0d9a-434d-84cf-cc25e70cb683.mp3?rss_browser=BAhJIg90cmFuc2NyaWJyBjoGRVQ%3D--952c5701c84ad333c69d5faa668f8177091704f0","audio_url":"https://s.gum.fm/s-5e1f6e259813ce00536763d5/pscrb.fm/rss/p/mgln.ai/e/209/rss.art19.com/episodes/1edb5099-0d9a-434d-84cf-cc25e70cb683.mp3?rss_browser=BAhJIg90cmFuc2NyaWJyBjoGRVQ%3D--952c5701c84ad333c69d5faa668f8177091704f0","summary":"He drops back…taking his time…locates his target…and boom! The connection is made! That’s right, the connection between podcast file and RSS feed, of course! And with that, another historic episode of YKS has been posted, and JF has showered DB with the celebratory Sports Electrolyte Drink. What color was it? Well it was either red or green…let’s ask that fool!! Nah but that was a lot of fun. And so is this episode! Except just like this weekend, the best part is the ads and the halftime show (Producer Dan chugging a gallon of Aquafina). Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, Mr. Baloney, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. Social Media by Maddalena Alvarez. Executive Producer Tim Faust (@crulge) Ad-free episodes of YKS are available on YKS Premium ! And bonus episodes as well, naturally, as well. It is what it is – a VERY awesome situation indeed.  Follow us on Instagram: @YKSPod , TikTok: YourKickstarterSucks and subscribe to our YouTube channel for more video stuff!  This episode is brought to you by these fine brands: NordVPN – EXCLUSIVE NordVPN Deal ➼ https://nordvpn.com/yks Try it risk-free now with a 30-day money-back guarantee Square – Get up to $200 off Square hardware when you sign up at square.com/go/YKS ! #squarepod Wow, 2026 is gonna be lit!! Gift subscriptions to YKS Premium are now available at Patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks/gift See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .","meta_description":"He drops back…taking his time…locates his target…and boom! The connection is made! That’s right, the connection between podcast file and RSS feed, of cour…","key_points":[],"chapters":[],"topics":[],"duration_seconds":7339,"processing_state":"not_requested","actions":[{"name":"request_transcript","method":"POST","url":"https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/your-kickstarter-sucks-325835/episodes/episode-445-boosting-crotch-dimensions/transcription-requests","description":"Idempotently request low-priority transcript generation for this episode."},{"name":"read_markdown","method":"GET","url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/your-kickstarter-sucks-325835/episode-445-boosting-crotch-dimensions.md","description":"Read the agent-friendly Markdown representation of this episode resource."}]}}