{"podcast":{"title":"What The Heck with Matt Bellassai","slug":"what-the-heck-with-matt-bellassai-7872241","podcast_index_feed_id":7872241,"rss_url":"https://rss.amperwave.net/v2/feed/podcorn/4fe542679c985d809f50136809ea4a1e","website_url":"mattbellassai.com","image_url":null,"author":"Same Boat Studios and Matt Bellassai","episode_count":10,"summary":"From professional complainer and People’s Choice Award-winning comedian Matt Bellassai comes What The Heck with Matt Bellassai, a comedy and pop culture podcast about what the heck is going on, what the heck is happening, and all the things that make us say “What The Heck?!” Join Matt in the What The Heck basement as he aims his signature snark at the world, the internet, and himself every single week. New episodes every Thursday. @WhatTheHeckThePod on Instagram, TikTok and YouTube Call us at (407) WTH-MATT. That's (407) 984-6288‬.","last_synced_at":"2026-07-16T16:19:05.317609+00:00","page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/what-the-heck-with-matt-bellassai-7872241"},"episode":{"title":"Watermelon Spanks, Da Pope's Holy War, and Espresso Bombs?!","slug":"watermelon-spanks-da-pope-s-holy-war-and-espresso-bombs","published_at":"2026-06-04T07:05:00+00:00","page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/what-the-heck-with-matt-bellassai-7872241/watermelon-spanks-da-pope-s-holy-war-and-espresso-bombs","show_page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/what-the-heck-with-matt-bellassai-7872241","url":"https://player.amperwavepodcasting.com?feed-link=https%3A%2F%2Frss.amperwave.net%2Fv2%2Fepisode%2F8441737_2026-06-09-221837","audio_url":"https://pdcn.co/e/serve.castfire.com/audio/8441737/8441737_2026-06-09-221837.128.mp3?rssID=6557","summary":"Among this week’s What The Hecks: waking up with the sun, sticking stuff in ears, and whatever the heck Cowboy Cannolis are. Plus, Matt takes the first ever call on the What Heck Hotline. Follow @whattheheckpod on Instagram , TikTok and YouTube .  Call us at (407) WTH-MATT. That's (407) 984-6288‬.","meta_description":"Among this week’s What The Hecks: waking up with the sun, sticking stuff in ears, and whatever the heck Cowboy Cannolis are. Plus, Matt takes the first ev…","key_points":[],"chapters":[],"topics":[],"duration_seconds":3353,"processing_state":"not_requested","actions":[{"name":"request_transcript","method":"POST","url":"https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/what-the-heck-with-matt-bellassai-7872241/episodes/watermelon-spanks-da-pope-s-holy-war-and-espresso-bombs/transcription-requests","description":"Idempotently request low-priority transcript generation for this episode."},{"name":"read_markdown","method":"GET","url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/what-the-heck-with-matt-bellassai-7872241/watermelon-spanks-da-pope-s-holy-war-and-espresso-bombs.md","description":"Read the agent-friendly Markdown representation of this episode resource."}]}}