{"podcast":{"title":"Weird AF News | Weird News Daily","slug":"weird-af-news-weird-news-daily-686105","podcast_index_feed_id":686105,"rss_url":"https://feeds.simplecast.com/HoCEaAX0","website_url":"https://www.weirdafnews.com/","image_url":"https://image.simplecastcdn.com/images/5c60c568-39f6-40e9-a56e-c625083c350f/414d0c2e-b084-49fe-a1a9-d640aca8d0ef/3000x3000/anchor-podcast-vb5rk72hllo.jpg?aid=rss_feed","author":"Jonesy","episode_count":599,"summary":"Comedian Jonesy covers weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Florida.","last_synced_at":"2026-08-01T22:19:18.165152+00:00","page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/weird-af-news-weird-news-daily-686105"},"episode":{"title":"Florida woman tried baptize strangers in the Bass Pro Shop aquarium tank. Drunk Floridaman arrested, tried to call his family using his shoe.","slug":"florida-woman-tried-baptize-strangers-in-the-bass-pro-shop-aquarium-tank-drunk-floridaman-arrested-tried-to-call-his-family-using-his-shoe","published_at":"2026-05-22T23:06:38+00:00","page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/weird-af-news-weird-news-daily-686105/florida-woman-tried-baptize-strangers-in-the-bass-pro-shop-aquarium-tank-drunk-floridaman-arrested-tried-to-call-his-family-using-his-shoe","show_page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/weird-af-news-weird-news-daily-686105","url":"https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/weirdaf/episodes/Florida-woman-tried-baptize-strangers-in-the-Bass-Pro-Shop-aquarium-tank--Drunk-Floridaman-arrested--tried-to-call-his-family-using-his-shoe-e3jp364","audio_url":"https://traffic.megaphone.fm/APO1765101008.mp3","summary":"FLORIDA FRIDAY - Drunk Florida woman arrested with 21 open Fireball Whiskey bottles after crashing her car on a gold course. Floridaman arrested for public intoxication prior to him attempting to call his family using his own shoe. Florida woman detained after attempting to baptize strangers in the Bass Pro Shop aquarium tank. Florida teacher fired after hanging a black doll with a noose in front of the students. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones - wants Jonesy to come perform standup comedy in your city? Fill out the form: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfvYbm8Wgz3Oc2KSDg0-C6EtSlx369bvi7xdUpx_7UNGA_fIw/viewform","meta_description":"FLORIDA FRIDAY - Drunk Florida woman arrested with 21 open Fireball Whiskey bottles after crashing her car on a gold course. Floridaman arrested for publi…","key_points":[],"chapters":[],"topics":[],"duration_seconds":1258,"processing_state":"not_requested","actions":[{"name":"request_transcript","method":"POST","url":"https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/weird-af-news-weird-news-daily-686105/episodes/florida-woman-tried-baptize-strangers-in-the-bass-pro-shop-aquarium-tank-drunk-floridaman-arrested-tried-to-call-his-family-using-his-shoe/transcription-requests","description":"Idempotently request low-priority transcript generation for this episode."},{"name":"read_markdown","method":"GET","url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/weird-af-news-weird-news-daily-686105/florida-woman-tried-baptize-strangers-in-the-bass-pro-shop-aquarium-tank-drunk-floridaman-arrested-tried-to-call-his-family-using-his-shoe.md","description":"Read the agent-friendly Markdown representation of this episode resource."}]}}