{"podcast":{"title":"We're Here to Help","slug":"we-re-here-to-help-6574732","podcast_index_feed_id":6574732,"rss_url":"https://rss.art19.com/were-here-to-help","website_url":"https://art19.com/shows/were-here-to-help","image_url":"https://content.production.cdn.art19.com/images/2f/73/f1/a9/2f73f1a9-9dfc-4295-ab73-90c3beffccc2/a361d3c2a4ae82e77b0bde197dd3f8e563da781588e5759ddae4ae84223c3b74d91bf8b312eb6a3f9e75939ce2531fe3d7198d09978e01b863c9becf249833b8.jpeg","author":"Headgum","episode_count":311,"summary":"Jake Johnson (New Girl, Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse) and Gareth Reynolds (The Dollop) don't feel qualified to give strangers good advice. Most of their friendship over the last 15 years has been based around dumb bits, but they do (for better or worse) want to try to help people out. Like your friendly local bartender or your tipsy uncle at a family gathering, Jake and Gareth are on the caller's side and trying to help. Each episode, the guys make several pitches to callers (whose questions range from trivial to serious) with their best attempts of advice. They can't promise their suggestions will be perfect, but it will be the best they've got. Jake and Gareth also occasionally bring on a friend, peer or even an expert to help along the way. Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com. Watch episodes early Sundays and Tuesdays on Hulu.","last_synced_at":"2026-07-17T16:20:35.619606+00:00","page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/we-re-here-to-help-6574732"},"episode":{"title":"288: Pineapple Suspicion & Squatters Rights","slug":"288-pineapple-suspicion-squatters-rights","published_at":"2026-05-11T07:30:00+00:00","page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/we-re-here-to-help-6574732/288-pineapple-suspicion-squatters-rights","show_page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/we-re-here-to-help-6574732","url":"https://s.gum.fm/s-6553f4813bc8558891291a1c/prfx.byspotify.com/e/rss.art19.com/episodes/3a5a915e-76bf-429d-a5ad-bac518016258.mp3?rss_browser=BAhJIg90cmFuc2NyaWJyBjoGRVQ%3D--952c5701c84ad333c69d5faa668f8177091704f0","audio_url":"https://s.gum.fm/s-6553f4813bc8558891291a1c/prfx.byspotify.com/e/rss.art19.com/episodes/3a5a915e-76bf-429d-a5ad-bac518016258.mp3?rss_browser=BAhJIg90cmFuc2NyaWJyBjoGRVQ%3D--952c5701c84ad333c69d5faa668f8177091704f0","summary":"Jake and Gareth determine if a caller's parents are swingers. Then, they evict a bathroom squatter. Plus a follow-up from the Popcorn Queen and her search for a missing kidney. For the full popcorn story, check out Ep 224 and Ep 231. Want to call in? Email your question to&nbsp; helpfulpod@gmail.com . PATREON:&nbsp; https://patreon.com/heretohelppod MERCH:&nbsp; heretohelppod.com INSTAGRAM:&nbsp; @HereToHelpPod If you’re enjoying the show, make sure to rate&nbsp; We’re Here to Help 5-Stars on Apple Podcasts. Advertise on&nbsp; We’re Here to Help &nbsp;via&nbsp; Gumball.fm See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .","meta_description":"Jake and Gareth determine if a caller's parents are swingers. Then, they evict a bathroom squatter. Plus a follow-up from the Popcorn Queen and her search…","key_points":[],"chapters":[],"topics":[],"duration_seconds":3727,"processing_state":"not_requested","actions":[{"name":"request_transcript","method":"POST","url":"https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/we-re-here-to-help-6574732/episodes/288-pineapple-suspicion-squatters-rights/transcription-requests","description":"Idempotently request low-priority transcript generation for this episode."},{"name":"read_markdown","method":"GET","url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/we-re-here-to-help-6574732/288-pineapple-suspicion-squatters-rights.md","description":"Read the agent-friendly Markdown representation of this episode resource."}]}}