{"podcast":{"title":"We're Here to Help","slug":"we-re-here-to-help-6574732","podcast_index_feed_id":6574732,"rss_url":"https://rss.art19.com/were-here-to-help","website_url":"https://art19.com/shows/were-here-to-help","image_url":"https://content.production.cdn.art19.com/images/2f/73/f1/a9/2f73f1a9-9dfc-4295-ab73-90c3beffccc2/a361d3c2a4ae82e77b0bde197dd3f8e563da781588e5759ddae4ae84223c3b74d91bf8b312eb6a3f9e75939ce2531fe3d7198d09978e01b863c9becf249833b8.jpeg","author":"Headgum","episode_count":311,"summary":"Jake Johnson (New Girl, Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse) and Gareth Reynolds (The Dollop) don't feel qualified to give strangers good advice. Most of their friendship over the last 15 years has been based around dumb bits, but they do (for better or worse) want to try to help people out. Like your friendly local bartender or your tipsy uncle at a family gathering, Jake and Gareth are on the caller's side and trying to help. Each episode, the guys make several pitches to callers (whose questions range from trivial to serious) with their best attempts of advice. They can't promise their suggestions will be perfect, but it will be the best they've got. Jake and Gareth also occasionally bring on a friend, peer or even an expert to help along the way. Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com. Watch episodes early Sundays and Tuesdays on Hulu.","last_synced_at":"2026-07-17T16:20:35.619606+00:00","page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/we-re-here-to-help-6574732"},"episode":{"title":"280: Carjacking & Water From The Bottom","slug":"280-carjacking-water-from-the-bottom","published_at":"2026-04-13T07:30:00+00:00","page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/we-re-here-to-help-6574732/280-carjacking-water-from-the-bottom","show_page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/we-re-here-to-help-6574732","url":"https://s.gum.fm/s-6553f4813bc8558891291a1c/prfx.byspotify.com/e/rss.art19.com/episodes/5046f906-ec0c-43b8-ba52-7c4f903a767c.mp3?rss_browser=BAhJIg90cmFuc2NyaWJyBjoGRVQ%3D--952c5701c84ad333c69d5faa668f8177091704f0","audio_url":"https://s.gum.fm/s-6553f4813bc8558891291a1c/prfx.byspotify.com/e/rss.art19.com/episodes/5046f906-ec0c-43b8-ba52-7c4f903a767c.mp3?rss_browser=BAhJIg90cmFuc2NyaWJyBjoGRVQ%3D--952c5701c84ad333c69d5faa668f8177091704f0","summary":"Jake and Gareth deliver a sample to the hospital, without doing anything illegal. Then, they invent an alibi for a caller who murdered her grandmother's violet. Plus, a follow-up from Ep 267 \"Bad Girl of Trader Joe's.\" See images from the episode here: https://www.heretohelppod.com/post/episode-280 Get an exclusive 15% discount on Saily data plans! Use code heretohelp at checkout. Download Saily app or go to  https://saily.com/heretohelp   Want to call in? Email your question to  helpfulpod@gmail.com . PATREON:  https://patreon.com/heretohelppod MERCH:  heretohelppod.com INSTAGRAM:  @HereToHelpPod If you’re enjoying the show, make sure to rate  We’re Here to Help 5-Stars on Apple Podcasts. Advertise on  We’re Here to Help  via  Gumball.fm See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .","meta_description":"Jake and Gareth deliver a sample to the hospital, without doing anything illegal. Then, they invent an alibi for a caller who murdered her grandmother's v…","key_points":[],"chapters":[],"topics":[],"duration_seconds":3663,"processing_state":"not_requested","actions":[{"name":"request_transcript","method":"POST","url":"https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/we-re-here-to-help-6574732/episodes/280-carjacking-water-from-the-bottom/transcription-requests","description":"Idempotently request low-priority transcript generation for this episode."},{"name":"read_markdown","method":"GET","url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/we-re-here-to-help-6574732/280-carjacking-water-from-the-bottom.md","description":"Read the agent-friendly Markdown representation of this episode resource."}]}}