{"podcast":{"title":"Utterly Useless","slug":"utterly-useless-4542219","podcast_index_feed_id":4542219,"rss_url":"https://feed.podbean.com/utterlyuseless/feed.xml","website_url":"https://utterlyuseless.podbean.com","image_url":"https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/image-logo/13161769/IMG_0648_adobe_express_6_f6thh3.jpeg","author":"Useless Media","episode_count":100,"summary":"A podcast that is utterly useless to your life, but yet it is everything you‘ve ever wanted. Three random dudes talk about everything and yet nothing at the same time. Listen, laugh, repeat!","last_synced_at":"2026-06-23T02:18:14.076797+00:00","page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/utterly-useless-4542219"},"episode":{"title":"Is That a Soda? Fictional Fantasy Basketball Teams and Other Utterly Useless Tangents","slug":"is-that-a-soda-fictional-fantasy-basketball-teams-and-other-utterly-useless-tangents","published_at":"2025-03-17T13:59:00+00:00","page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/utterly-useless-4542219/is-that-a-soda-fictional-fantasy-basketball-teams-and-other-utterly-useless-tangents","show_page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/utterly-useless-4542219","url":"https://utterlyuseless.podbean.com/e/is-that-a-soda-fictional-fantasy-basketball-teams-and-other-utterly-useless-tangents/","audio_url":"https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/q9pp9i83hqgbdrrc/Utterly_Useless_3-08-25btqma.mp3","summary":"Utterly Useless is three Brothers-ish, talking random stuff, mainly movie/TV/trivia, attempting to make each other laugh or get a really-really uncomfortable, and answer life's most pointless questions. In this podcast, after the gang shares their most recent life earned \"Merit Badges\", we play the game of absolute randomness \"Spin-the-Wheel\". We move to Tim's Soda Edition for \"Quizzel Me This?\" Then we round up the podcast with a fantasy draft, creating our own Fictional Basketball team, followed by giving our One Good Recommendation! This Podcast's Bookmarks Utterly Useless Intro & Quote - 00:00:00Life Earned Merit Badge - 00:04:05Spin-the-Wheel - 00:21:30Quizzel Me This - Soda Edition - 00:58:08Creating Our Own Fictional Basketball Team - 01:10:01One Good Recommendation - 01:27:37","meta_description":"Utterly Useless is three Brothers-ish, talking random stuff, mainly movie/TV/trivia, attempting to make each other laugh or get a really-really uncomforta…","key_points":[],"chapters":[],"topics":[],"duration_seconds":5775,"processing_state":"not_requested","actions":[{"name":"request_transcript","method":"POST","url":"https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/utterly-useless-4542219/episodes/is-that-a-soda-fictional-fantasy-basketball-teams-and-other-utterly-useless-tangents/transcription-requests","description":"Idempotently request low-priority transcript generation for this episode."},{"name":"read_markdown","method":"GET","url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/utterly-useless-4542219/is-that-a-soda-fictional-fantasy-basketball-teams-and-other-utterly-useless-tangents.md","description":"Read the agent-friendly Markdown representation of this episode resource."}]}}