{"podcast":{"title":"Utterly Useless","slug":"utterly-useless-4542219","podcast_index_feed_id":4542219,"rss_url":"https://feed.podbean.com/utterlyuseless/feed.xml","website_url":"https://utterlyuseless.podbean.com","image_url":"https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/image-logo/13161769/IMG_0648_adobe_express_6_f6thh3.jpeg","author":"Useless Media","episode_count":100,"summary":"A podcast that is utterly useless to your life, but yet it is everything you‘ve ever wanted. Three random dudes talk about everything and yet nothing at the same time. Listen, laugh, repeat!","last_synced_at":"2026-06-23T02:18:14.076797+00:00","page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/utterly-useless-4542219"},"episode":{"title":"Battle Royale NES Character Draft and Other Utterly Useless Nonsense!","slug":"battle-royale-nes-character-draft-and-other-utterly-useless-nonsense","published_at":"2026-04-27T13:46:00+00:00","page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/utterly-useless-4542219/battle-royale-nes-character-draft-and-other-utterly-useless-nonsense","show_page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/utterly-useless-4542219","url":"https://utterlyuseless.podbean.com/e/battle-royale-nes-character-draft-and-other-utterly-useless-nonsense/","audio_url":"https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/ccxgu4ej5efrxrj2/Utterly_Useless_04-18-26b3gbx.mp3","summary":"Utterly Useless is three Brothers-ish, talking random stuff, mainly movie/TV/trivia, attempting to make each other laugh or get a really-really uncomfortable, and answer life's most pointless questions. In this podcast, after the gang shares their most recent life earned \"Merit Badges\", we play the game of absolute randomness \"Spin-the-Wheel\". Then we round up the podcast with a fantasy drafting NES Playable Characters in a Team vs Team Battle Royale tournament, then we conclude by giving One Good Recommendation! This Podcast's Bookmarks Utterly Useless Intro & Quote - 00:00:00 Life Earned Merit Badge - 00:04:37 Spin-the-Wheel - 00:27:37 Jeremy's Screen Savvy Segment - 00:51:42 NES Character Fantasy Draft - 01:14:30 One Good Recommendation - 01:29:31","meta_description":"Utterly Useless is three Brothers-ish, talking random stuff, mainly movie/TV/trivia, attempting to make each other laugh or get a really-really uncomforta…","key_points":[],"chapters":[],"topics":[],"duration_seconds":5863,"processing_state":"not_requested","actions":[{"name":"request_transcript","method":"POST","url":"https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/utterly-useless-4542219/episodes/battle-royale-nes-character-draft-and-other-utterly-useless-nonsense/transcription-requests","description":"Idempotently request low-priority transcript generation for this episode."},{"name":"read_markdown","method":"GET","url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/utterly-useless-4542219/battle-royale-nes-character-draft-and-other-utterly-useless-nonsense.md","description":"Read the agent-friendly Markdown representation of this episode resource."}]}}