{"podcast":{"title":"Utilidork Podcast","slug":"utilidork-podcast-7772784","podcast_index_feed_id":7772784,"rss_url":"https://media.rss.com/utilidork-podcast/feed.xml","website_url":"https://rss.com/podcasts/utilidork-podcast","image_url":"https://media.rss.com/utilidork-podcast/20260317_020303_a9689cf1150c46d170df75a22fa31d8c.png","author":"Zack and Matt","episode_count":5,"summary":"You said yes to a Disney World trip and now you're staring at ticket types, dining reservations, and a website that won't stop using acronyms. Utilidork is the podcast for you. Each week, a reluctant Disney adult and an unapologetic true believer take first-timers and die hard fans, from the moment of decision through the parks and out the other side — covering tickets, resorts, the lingo, the 14-mile-a-day reality, picking the right rides, eating well, and what to do when it all goes sideways. Expect honest disagreement, comedy, and the stuff most Disney content skips: how to actually prepare your body for the parks, when to ignore the optimized plan, and why one of us keeps slowly caving to the magic against his better judgment. Plus mini episodes between the mains — focused, no fluff, the kind of thing you pull up the night before a park day. Whether you're 60 days out or just dipped a toe in, we'll get you ready..","last_synced_at":null,"page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/utilidork-podcast-7772784"},"episode":{"title":"Planning your first trip and how to have a good time - Two Dudes Talkin' Disney World","slug":"planning-your-first-trip-and-how-to-have-a-good-time-two-dudes-talkin-disney-world","published_at":"2026-04-26T13:58:54+00:00","page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/utilidork-podcast-7772784/planning-your-first-trip-and-how-to-have-a-good-time-two-dudes-talkin-disney-world","show_page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/utilidork-podcast-7772784","url":"https://rss.com/podcasts/utilidork-podcast/2768316","audio_url":"https://content.rss.com/episodes/378367/2768316/utilidork-podcast/2026_04_26_13_58_15_b07f0080-14c4-4581-a53a-e827ce50d6be.mp3","summary":"Episode 1: How to Survive Disney When You're Not a Disney Person (But Your Co-Host Very Much Is) Welcome to Utilidork — the podcast for people who love Disney a little too much, and the people who rely on those people to have a good time. In our \"first\" episode, we're pulling back the curtain on how this whole thing started: a Disney World trip that could have been a logistical disaster, but wasn't — because one of is a grisled Disney World expert and the other one bought tickets and booked a hotel thinking it was basically a really expensive Six Flags. Meet your hosts. Matt is a full-blown Disney adult — unashamed, encyclopedic, and the kind of guy who has opinions about park rope drop strategy. Zack (me) is an emergency manager who plans for literal disasters for a living and still somehow underestimated Disney World. Together, we are a perfect disaster and a perfect team. This week, Matt walks us through how he helped shepherd a Disney skeptic through the parks without losing his mind or his FastPass window — covering everything from setting realistic expectations for your trip length, to why Cast Members are genuinely one of the most underrated resources on property, to the moment Zack finally got it. If you're the Matt in your friend group, this one's for you. If you're the Zack — welcome. You're in good hands.","meta_description":"Episode 1: How to Survive Disney When You're Not a Disney Person (But Your Co-Host Very Much Is) Welcome to Utilidork — the podcast for people who love Di…","key_points":[],"chapters":[],"topics":[],"duration_seconds":1558,"processing_state":"not_requested","actions":[{"name":"request_transcript","method":"POST","url":"https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/utilidork-podcast-7772784/episodes/planning-your-first-trip-and-how-to-have-a-good-time-two-dudes-talkin-disney-world/transcription-requests","description":"Idempotently request low-priority transcript generation for this episode."},{"name":"read_markdown","method":"GET","url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/utilidork-podcast-7772784/planning-your-first-trip-and-how-to-have-a-good-time-two-dudes-talkin-disney-world.md","description":"Read the agent-friendly Markdown representation of this episode resource."}]}}