{"podcast":{"title":"Utilidork Podcast","slug":"utilidork-podcast-7772784","podcast_index_feed_id":7772784,"rss_url":"https://media.rss.com/utilidork-podcast/feed.xml","website_url":"https://rss.com/podcasts/utilidork-podcast","image_url":"https://media.rss.com/utilidork-podcast/20260317_020303_a9689cf1150c46d170df75a22fa31d8c.png","author":"Zack and Matt","episode_count":5,"summary":"You said yes to a Disney World trip and now you're staring at ticket types, dining reservations, and a website that won't stop using acronyms. Utilidork is the podcast for you. Each week, a reluctant Disney adult and an unapologetic true believer take first-timers and die hard fans, from the moment of decision through the parks and out the other side — covering tickets, resorts, the lingo, the 14-mile-a-day reality, picking the right rides, eating well, and what to do when it all goes sideways. Expect honest disagreement, comedy, and the stuff most Disney content skips: how to actually prepare your body for the parks, when to ignore the optimized plan, and why one of us keeps slowly caving to the magic against his better judgment. Plus mini episodes between the mains — focused, no fluff, the kind of thing you pull up the night before a park day. Whether you're 60 days out or just dipped a toe in, we'll get you ready..","last_synced_at":null,"page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/utilidork-podcast-7772784"},"episode":{"title":"My origin story","slug":"my-origin-story","published_at":"2026-03-18T16:01:18+00:00","page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/utilidork-podcast-7772784/my-origin-story","show_page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/utilidork-podcast-7772784","url":"https://rss.com/podcasts/utilidork-podcast/2639331","audio_url":"https://content.rss.com/episodes/378367/2639331/utilidork-podcast/2026_03_18_15_38_01_06b4de62-444a-415e-8ed6-bb1949c3f08b.mp3","summary":"I used to judge Disney adults. Openly. Confidently. Without mercy. Then I went back to Disney World as a grown adult, and something broke loose. It started with the lighting. Then the smells — which, it turns out, are not accidental. Then the robotics. Then the Utilidors. And somewhere between my first genuine curiosity about how a theme park actually works and my 50th video about animatronics, I had to have an uncomfortable conversation with myself. This is that story. How a return trip turned into an obsession, why I spent so long resisting the Disney adult label, and why — in a world that gives you plenty of reasons to be cynical — it turns out there's nothing wrong with being genuinely, unashamedly into something built to make people feel good.","meta_description":"I used to judge Disney adults. Openly. Confidently. Without mercy. Then I went back to Disney World as a grown adult, and something broke loose. It starte…","key_points":[],"chapters":[],"topics":[],"duration_seconds":1330,"processing_state":"not_requested","actions":[{"name":"request_transcript","method":"POST","url":"https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/utilidork-podcast-7772784/episodes/my-origin-story/transcription-requests","description":"Idempotently request low-priority transcript generation for this episode."},{"name":"read_markdown","method":"GET","url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/utilidork-podcast-7772784/my-origin-story.md","description":"Read the agent-friendly Markdown representation of this episode resource."}]}}