{"podcast":{"title":"Time To Say Goodbye","slug":"time-to-say-goodbye-29744","podcast_index_feed_id":29744,"rss_url":"https://api.substack.com/feed/podcast/38441.rss","website_url":"https://goodbye.substack.com/podcast","image_url":"https://substackcdn.com/feed/podcast/38441/d7f1dbdd0b23b5c46c692bb2c2f19bc8.jpg","author":"Time To Say Goodbye","episode_count":340,"summary":"A newsletter and podcast for all the good kids.","last_synced_at":"2026-07-23T08:17:27.851257+00:00","page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/time-to-say-goodbye-29744"},"episode":{"title":"Another Assassination Attempt, Kang Ballroom Theory, and Kill Switches in Cars","slug":"another-assassination-attempt-kang-ballroom-theory-and-kill-switches-in-cars","published_at":"2026-04-29T15:22:37+00:00","page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/time-to-say-goodbye-29744/another-assassination-attempt-kang-ballroom-theory-and-kill-switches-in-cars","show_page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/time-to-say-goodbye-29744","url":"https://goodbye.substack.com/p/another-assassination-attempt-kang","audio_url":"https://api.substack.com/feed/podcast/195882201/ad440bab8a5de2809e0129c3c8e83ad2.mp3","summary":"Hello! Today, we talk about the assassination attempt at the White House Correspondents Dinner, our continued descent into conspiracy world, and the amazing quickness with which Trump world turned it all into a handout for the President’s ballroom project. We also talk about a new law that will put AI-enabled sensors in cars to stop people from drunk driving and the civil liberties implications. Enjoy! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit goodbye.substack.com/subscribe","meta_description":"Hello! Today, we talk about the assassination attempt at the White House Correspondents Dinner, our continued descent into conspiracy world, and the amazi…","key_points":[],"chapters":[],"topics":[],"duration_seconds":3617,"processing_state":"not_requested","actions":[{"name":"request_transcript","method":"POST","url":"https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/time-to-say-goodbye-29744/episodes/another-assassination-attempt-kang-ballroom-theory-and-kill-switches-in-cars/transcription-requests","description":"Idempotently request low-priority transcript generation for this episode."},{"name":"read_markdown","method":"GET","url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/time-to-say-goodbye-29744/another-assassination-attempt-kang-ballroom-theory-and-kill-switches-in-cars.md","description":"Read the agent-friendly Markdown representation of this episode resource."}]}}