{"podcast":{"title":"Three Bean Salad","slug":"three-bean-salad-3695898","podcast_index_feed_id":3695898,"rss_url":"https://feeds.captivate.fm/three-bean-salad/","website_url":"https://three-bean-salad.captivate.fm","image_url":"https://artwork.captivate.fm/094ddcb6-a101-4950-9535-1fc0457a2f0c/d2ab872030e0f1f3a275b9a53574d8fc.jpg","author":"Three Bean Salad","episode_count":209,"summary":"A podcast from comedians Mike Wozniak, Henry Paker and Benjamin Partridge. Each week the three beans tackle a different theme, suggested by the listening audience.","last_synced_at":"2026-07-31T04:21:29.093027+00:00","page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/three-bean-salad-3695898"},"episode":{"title":"The Coastguard","slug":"the-coastguard","published_at":"2026-03-04T00:15:00+00:00","page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/three-bean-salad-3695898/the-coastguard","show_page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/three-bean-salad-3695898","url":"https://three-bean-salad.captivate.fm/episode/the-coastguard","audio_url":"https://episodes.captivate.fm/episode/f7a86f9a-47f9-4d61-b8b0-621de6ce0e53.mp3?aw_0_1st.showid=d4e9c531-fa7a-42f2-b2eb-1f9c4abc7ae9&aw_0_1st.episodeid=f7a86f9a-47f9-4d61-b8b0-621de6ce0e53","summary":"The coastguard is this week’s topic at the behest of Cat of Ontario, Canada. Given the fact that Canada is the nation with the longest coastline in the world perhaps Cat is hoping to find out whether or not Canada also has the longest coastguards? Although, if so, given that Cat is not only from Canada but is also a member of the the Canadian Coastguard, this seems like the sort of thing they could have found out for themselves. But then again maybe that won’t come up. With thanks to our editor Laura Grimshaw. Join our PATREON for ad-free episodes and bonus/video episodes: www.patreon.com/threebeansalad Merch available here: www.threebeansaladshop.com Get in touch: threebeansaladpod@gmail.com @beansaladpod","meta_description":"The coastguard is this week’s topic at the behest of Cat of Ontario, Canada. Given the fact that Canada is the nation with the longest coastline in the wo…","key_points":[],"chapters":[],"topics":[],"duration_seconds":3626,"processing_state":"not_requested","actions":[{"name":"request_transcript","method":"POST","url":"https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/three-bean-salad-3695898/episodes/the-coastguard/transcription-requests","description":"Idempotently request low-priority transcript generation for this episode."},{"name":"read_markdown","method":"GET","url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/three-bean-salad-3695898/the-coastguard.md","description":"Read the agent-friendly Markdown representation of this episode resource."}]}}