{"podcast":{"title":"The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe","slug":"the-war-report-w-gastor-almonte-n-shalewa-sharpe-3196385","podcast_index_feed_id":3196385,"rss_url":"https://anchor.fm/s/3ac676ec/podcast/rss","website_url":"https://warreportpod.com/","image_url":"https://d3t3ozftmdmh3i.cloudfront.net/production/podcast_uploaded_nologo/9760851/9760851-1602315843905-b8610e5856dc8.jpg","author":"Gastor Almonte and Shalewa Sharpe","episode_count":573,"summary":"The War Report w/ G-N-S is comedy a podcast about the news that matters; but also the news that doesn't. We cover Joe Biden and Joe Budden with equal energy and professionalism. The best news and pop culture podcast - period. Hosted by comedians Shalewa Sharpe and Gastor Almonte.","last_synced_at":"2026-07-31T06:18:07.620378+00:00","page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-war-report-w-gastor-almonte-n-shalewa-sharpe-3196385"},"episode":{"title":"Ep. 278 - Boy Bowls","slug":"ep-278-boy-bowls","published_at":"2026-03-26T18:57:53+00:00","page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-war-report-w-gastor-almonte-n-shalewa-sharpe-3196385/ep-278-boy-bowls","show_page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-war-report-w-gastor-almonte-n-shalewa-sharpe-3196385","url":"https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/warreportpod/episodes/Ep--278---Boy-Bowls-e3h0vvb","audio_url":"https://anchor.fm/s/3ac676ec/podcast/play/117521835/https%3A%2F%2Fd3ctxlq1ktw2nl.cloudfront.net%2Fstaging%2F2026-2-26%2F420828345-44100-2-6e5d11dc332ef.mp3","summary":"In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Pokemon Go being used against us, meals for men on the go, and being left on an MRI table for 6 hours. PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/WarReportPod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Many Thanks to our Patreon Troops & Correspondents for helping us bring this show to life. Shouts to the Correspondents! Tanya Weiman Fontayne Woods Mark Orellana B. Emmerich Charlene Bank Askew Charlatan the Fraud Cynthia Pong Ken Mogul SayDatAgain SayDatAgain LaKai Dill Stephanie Gayle UncleJoe Stylenosh Cato from Stono Jennifer PedersenMarcus Sarah Piard Ana Mathamba Looking to further support? Help our data storage/archiving needs here: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/23X55OW4CFU8Y?ref_=wl_share⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions","meta_description":"In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Pokemon Go being used against us, meals for men on the go, and being left on an MRI table for 6 hours. P…","key_points":[],"chapters":[],"topics":[],"duration_seconds":3013,"processing_state":"not_requested","actions":[{"name":"request_transcript","method":"POST","url":"https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/the-war-report-w-gastor-almonte-n-shalewa-sharpe-3196385/episodes/ep-278-boy-bowls/transcription-requests","description":"Idempotently request low-priority transcript generation for this episode."},{"name":"read_markdown","method":"GET","url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-war-report-w-gastor-almonte-n-shalewa-sharpe-3196385/ep-278-boy-bowls.md","description":"Read the agent-friendly Markdown representation of this episode resource."}]}}