{"podcast":{"title":"The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe","slug":"the-war-report-w-gastor-almonte-n-shalewa-sharpe-3196385","podcast_index_feed_id":3196385,"rss_url":"https://anchor.fm/s/3ac676ec/podcast/rss","website_url":"https://warreportpod.com/","image_url":"https://d3t3ozftmdmh3i.cloudfront.net/production/podcast_uploaded_nologo/9760851/9760851-1602315843905-b8610e5856dc8.jpg","author":"Gastor Almonte and Shalewa Sharpe","episode_count":573,"summary":"The War Report w/ G-N-S is comedy a podcast about the news that matters; but also the news that doesn't. We cover Joe Biden and Joe Budden with equal energy and professionalism. The best news and pop culture podcast - period. Hosted by comedians Shalewa Sharpe and Gastor Almonte.","last_synced_at":"2026-07-31T06:18:07.620378+00:00","page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-war-report-w-gastor-almonte-n-shalewa-sharpe-3196385"},"episode":{"title":"Bonus EP - Platinum Statue goes Wood","slug":"bonus-ep-platinum-statue-goes-wood","published_at":"2026-07-27T04:11:11+00:00","page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-war-report-w-gastor-almonte-n-shalewa-sharpe-3196385/bonus-ep-platinum-statue-goes-wood","show_page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-war-report-w-gastor-almonte-n-shalewa-sharpe-3196385","url":"https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/warreportpod/episodes/Bonus-EP---Platinum-Statue-goes-Wood-e3mjc8c","audio_url":"https://anchor.fm/s/3ac676ec/podcast/play/123367116/https%3A%2F%2Fd3ctxlq1ktw2nl.cloudfront.net%2Fstaging%2F2026-6-27%2F428678176-44100-2-495fdf3519fb.mp3","summary":"In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about a Nintendo Wii lawsuit, the Infinity Song conspiracy theory, and the challenges of selling Charlie Kirk fan art. PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/WarReportPod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Many Thanks to our Patreon Troops & Correspondents for helping us bring this show to life. Shouts to the Correspondents! Tanya Weiman Fontayne Woods Mark Orellana Crystall Schmidt B. Emmerich Charlene Bank Askew Charlatan the Fraud Cynthia Pong Ken Mogul SayDatAgain SayDatAgain LaKai Dill Stephanie Gayle UncleJoe Stylenosh Cato from Stono Jennifer Pedersen Marcus Sarah Piard Ana Mathamba JS Kno Looking to further support? Help our data storage/archiving needs here: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/23X55OW4CFU8Y?ref_=wl_share⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Follow The Team: Instagram @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions","meta_description":"In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about a Nintendo Wii lawsuit, the Infinity Song conspiracy theory, and the challenges of selling Charlie…","key_points":[],"chapters":[],"topics":[],"duration_seconds":2569,"processing_state":"not_requested","actions":[{"name":"request_transcript","method":"POST","url":"https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/the-war-report-w-gastor-almonte-n-shalewa-sharpe-3196385/episodes/bonus-ep-platinum-statue-goes-wood/transcription-requests","description":"Idempotently request low-priority transcript generation for this episode."},{"name":"read_markdown","method":"GET","url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-war-report-w-gastor-almonte-n-shalewa-sharpe-3196385/bonus-ep-platinum-statue-goes-wood.md","description":"Read the agent-friendly Markdown representation of this episode resource."}]}}