{"podcast":{"title":"The Upshot","slug":"the-upshot-6475025","podcast_index_feed_id":6475025,"rss_url":"https://feeds.megaphone.fm/COMG4152596029","website_url":"https://www.upshot.email/","image_url":"https://megaphone.imgix.net/podcasts/9d9fb13c-da67-11f0-9d55-2788785cea15/image/539db13d978f49e92794d6788cdf611a.png?ixlib=rails-4.3.1&max-w=3000&max-h=3000&fit=crop&auto=format,compress","author":"The Upshot","episode_count":286,"summary":"The Upshot pulls back the curtain on your favourite sports and dives into all the stuff BBC and Sky wouldn’t touch with a bargepole: drunken antics, dressing room squabbles and the simmering sexual tension of the French football team.","last_synced_at":"2026-07-29T06:17:35.768897+00:00","page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-upshot-6475025"},"episode":{"title":"Cristiano Ronaldo: it’s my orgy and I’ll cry if I want to (with Max Fosh)","slug":"cristiano-ronaldo-it-s-my-orgy-and-i-ll-cry-if-i-want-to-with-max-fosh","published_at":"2026-02-17T07:00:00+00:00","page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-upshot-6475025/cristiano-ronaldo-it-s-my-orgy-and-i-ll-cry-if-i-want-to-with-max-fosh","show_page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-upshot-6475025","url":"https://pscrb.fm/rss/p/traffic.megaphone.fm/COMG6368662418.mp3?updated=1771283962","audio_url":"https://pscrb.fm/rss/p/traffic.megaphone.fm/COMG6368662418.mp3?updated=1771283962","summary":"You don’t make it to the top without getting a little weird. Just ask Cristiano Ronaldo. He scraps with teenagers, had an orgy with his taxi driver, and keeps a handwritten list of his silverware in his pocket. From fivesomes with teammates to getting throttled by Ryan Giggs, this is his story… Links from the episode: As a youngster: https://www.thesun.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/SPORT-PREVIEW-young-cristiano.jpg?quality=80&strip=all&w=1500&h=1000&crop=1 Man United debut: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73DuUGJWuzo Throws journo’s microphone in a lake: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/mIgNSppc4zg Statue at madeira airport: https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/ace/standard/976/cpsprodpb/1424D/production/_95390528_ronaldobust.jpg Pat Butcher mural: https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRiuR02MyRWY99xd4N7AG770iIyiQ-kjWCV1A&s Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices","meta_description":"You don’t make it to the top without getting a little weird. Just ask Cristiano Ronaldo. He scraps with teenagers, had an orgy with his taxi driver, and k…","key_points":[],"chapters":[],"topics":[],"duration_seconds":4773,"processing_state":"not_requested","actions":[{"name":"request_transcript","method":"POST","url":"https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/the-upshot-6475025/episodes/cristiano-ronaldo-it-s-my-orgy-and-i-ll-cry-if-i-want-to-with-max-fosh/transcription-requests","description":"Idempotently request low-priority transcript generation for this episode."},{"name":"read_markdown","method":"GET","url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-upshot-6475025/cristiano-ronaldo-it-s-my-orgy-and-i-ll-cry-if-i-want-to-with-max-fosh.md","description":"Read the agent-friendly Markdown representation of this episode resource."}]}}