{"podcast":{"title":"The Rewatcher","slug":"the-rewatcher-5685640","podcast_index_feed_id":5685640,"rss_url":"https://feeds.simplecast.com/S57ZtFwC","website_url":"https://the-rewatcher-buffy-the-vampire-slayer-7602f1cc.simplecast.com","image_url":"https://image.simplecastcdn.com/images/3c9c3c2a-a53f-40bd-9d24-bdb387b03fb1/49a82cdc-0a06-4e12-a3b6-8acc66c4b249/3000x3000/sxm-cover-rewatcher-s2-3000x3000-final.jpg?aid=rss_feed","author":"Morbid Network","episode_count":192,"summary":"Sink your fangs into The Rewatcher: True Blood the podcast where Ash, Alaina, and Mikie resurrect True Blood one ridiculous episode at a time. Join this unholy trio as they unpack the southern gothic chaos of Bon Temps — from vampire love triangles and questionable accents to every time someone dramatically says “Sookeh.” Expect passionate rants, psychic-level thirst for Eric Northman, wild tangents about supernatural etiquette, and a dangerous amount of Southern impressions. Want more vampy goodness?? Check our first season- The Rewatcher: Buffy The Vampire Slayer! \"Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Rewatcher ad-free. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.\"","last_synced_at":"2026-07-29T16:18:25.880624+00:00","page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-rewatcher-5685640"},"episode":{"title":"True Blood: Scratches (S2E3)","slug":"true-blood-scratches-s2e3","published_at":"2026-02-18T08:00:00+00:00","page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-rewatcher-5685640/true-blood-scratches-s2e3","show_page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-rewatcher-5685640","url":"https://the-rewatcher-buffy-the-vampire-slayer-7602f1cc.simplecast.com/episodes/true-blood-scratches-s2e3-M4V1Ttsh","audio_url":"https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/stitcher.simplecastaudio.com/21b9cf9d-235c-4d3e-9c72-ed6a91dadb9d/episodes/6939b722-2492-40d6-ba58-86e4701dbfcf/audio/128/default.mp3?aid=rss_feed&awCollectionId=21b9cf9d-235c-4d3e-9c72-ed6a91dadb9d&awEpisodeId=6939b722-2492-40d6-ba58-86e4701dbfcf&feed=S57ZtFwC","summary":"We start with Sookie telling Bill to piss off, and storming away from her banana mobile into these hella dangerous Louisiana streets, but her attempt to distance herself from her insufferable boyfriend ends up putting her in the crosshairs of a magical beast that attacks her. Distraught, Bill brings her scratched up ass to Fantasia for magical healing of the non-sexy variety! Meanwhile, both Tara and Jason worry that they're not where they should be, and Sam shows that he's a bitch. Rewatch, Listen & Laugh as Mikie gets kink shamed about yellow cardigans, Ash worries that Maryann is dangerous, and we get our first complicated look at Joyt(? Hoysica?) And don’t forget to follow us at @the_rewatcher on Instagram for special bonus content!!","meta_description":"We start with Sookie telling Bill to piss off, and storming away from her banana mobile into these hella dangerous Louisiana streets, but her attempt to d…","key_points":[],"chapters":[],"topics":[],"duration_seconds":5470,"processing_state":"not_requested","actions":[{"name":"request_transcript","method":"POST","url":"https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/the-rewatcher-5685640/episodes/true-blood-scratches-s2e3/transcription-requests","description":"Idempotently request low-priority transcript generation for this episode."},{"name":"read_markdown","method":"GET","url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-rewatcher-5685640/true-blood-scratches-s2e3.md","description":"Read the agent-friendly Markdown representation of this episode resource."}]}}