{"podcast":{"title":"The Rewatcher","slug":"the-rewatcher-5685640","podcast_index_feed_id":5685640,"rss_url":"https://feeds.simplecast.com/S57ZtFwC","website_url":"https://the-rewatcher-buffy-the-vampire-slayer-7602f1cc.simplecast.com","image_url":"https://image.simplecastcdn.com/images/3c9c3c2a-a53f-40bd-9d24-bdb387b03fb1/49a82cdc-0a06-4e12-a3b6-8acc66c4b249/3000x3000/sxm-cover-rewatcher-s2-3000x3000-final.jpg?aid=rss_feed","author":"Morbid Network","episode_count":192,"summary":"Sink your fangs into The Rewatcher: True Blood the podcast where Ash, Alaina, and Mikie resurrect True Blood one ridiculous episode at a time. Join this unholy trio as they unpack the southern gothic chaos of Bon Temps — from vampire love triangles and questionable accents to every time someone dramatically says “Sookeh.” Expect passionate rants, psychic-level thirst for Eric Northman, wild tangents about supernatural etiquette, and a dangerous amount of Southern impressions. Want more vampy goodness?? Check our first season- The Rewatcher: Buffy The Vampire Slayer! \"Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Rewatcher ad-free. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.\"","last_synced_at":"2026-07-29T16:18:25.880624+00:00","page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-rewatcher-5685640"},"episode":{"title":"True Blood: \"Everything is Broken\" (S3E9)","slug":"true-blood-everything-is-broken-s3e9","published_at":"2026-07-15T07:00:00+00:00","page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-rewatcher-5685640/true-blood-everything-is-broken-s3e9","show_page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-rewatcher-5685640","url":"https://the-rewatcher-buffy-the-vampire-slayer-7602f1cc.simplecast.com/episodes/true-blood-everything-is-broken-s3e9-ZW3iZ2H2","audio_url":"https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/stitcher.simplecastaudio.com/21b9cf9d-235c-4d3e-9c72-ed6a91dadb9d/episodes/0e07004d-f48d-47a0-b135-b694fe0d0cb5/audio/128/default.mp3?aid=rss_feed&awCollectionId=21b9cf9d-235c-4d3e-9c72-ed6a91dadb9d&awEpisodeId=0e07004d-f48d-47a0-b135-b694fe0d0cb5&feed=S57ZtFwC","summary":"With the ambush on Sookie’s house behind them, Bill and Sookie look to make amends and figure out WTF cookie *is*! Crystal gets tracked down, and she and Jason make a series of unfortunate choices that get multiple hospitalized, and tests their new relationship. Tara gets makes steps to move on from her traumatic getaway, but finds Franklin’s shadow hard to escape. Eric & Pam are placed on house arrest by the Authority as Russell is COMPLETELY unhinged by the death of Talbot. Rewatch, Listen & Laugh as Alaina gets upset with Nan Flannabob, Mikie talks about an unwilling golden shower and Ash gets her coat on to go out into the streets if Jesus ends up being Satan in a Sunday hat! And don’t forget to follow us at @the_rewatcher on Instagram for special bonus content!!","meta_description":"With the ambush on Sookie’s house behind them, Bill and Sookie look to make amends and figure out WTF cookie *is*! Crystal gets tracked down, and she and…","key_points":[],"chapters":[],"topics":[],"duration_seconds":5483,"processing_state":"not_requested","actions":[{"name":"request_transcript","method":"POST","url":"https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/the-rewatcher-5685640/episodes/true-blood-everything-is-broken-s3e9/transcription-requests","description":"Idempotently request low-priority transcript generation for this episode."},{"name":"read_markdown","method":"GET","url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-rewatcher-5685640/true-blood-everything-is-broken-s3e9.md","description":"Read the agent-friendly Markdown representation of this episode resource."}]}}