{"podcast":{"title":"The Official Podcast","slug":"the-official-podcast-461314","podcast_index_feed_id":461314,"rss_url":"https://feeds.megaphone.fm/HMG1981169825","website_url":"https://cms.megaphone.fm/channel/TOP7784625980","image_url":"https://megaphone.imgix.net/podcasts/45d3a2f6-9905-11ee-8db3-27b858403ce1/image/0777a89d4d4fe6dc.png?ixlib=rails-4.3.1&max-w=3000&max-h=3000&fit=crop&auto=format,compress","author":"The Official Podcast","episode_count":495,"summary":"The Official Podcast is where four international man friends congregate to discuss just about everything. Featuring dumb questions, YouTube celebrities, childish giggling, burger puns, more dumb questions, fatherly advice, bad dating stories, even more dumb questions, and a slew of guest stars, The Official Podcast is a weekly show with a little something for everyone. Jackson, Andrew, Charlie, and Kaya gather to talk about only the most important things in life every Thursday.","last_synced_at":"2026-07-12T20:18:22.030196+00:00","page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-official-podcast-461314"},"episode":{"title":"Kaya Got Punched | The Official Podcast","slug":"kaya-got-punched-the-official-podcast","published_at":"2026-07-11T21:00:00+00:00","page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-official-podcast-461314/kaya-got-punched-the-official-podcast","show_page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-official-podcast-461314","url":"https://pscrb.fm/rss/p/claritaspod.com/measure/mgln.ai/e/1305/traffic.megaphone.fm/HMG4072754345.mp3","audio_url":"https://pscrb.fm/rss/p/claritaspod.com/measure/mgln.ai/e/1305/traffic.megaphone.fm/HMG4072754345.mp3","summary":"Get 20% or more off Helix Sleep Mattresses: go to https://www.helixsleep.com/official Get additional episodes and bonus content with early access (try now with 7 DAYS FREE): go to https://www.OFFICIAL.men Three close man-friends gather around to talk about Kaya getting his ass beat. This is the Official Podcast. Every Tuesday. Links Below. THE OFFICIAL NETWORK CHANNEL (SUBSCRIBE NOW): https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCcHYe-Qw7qUN5gFWMdj9nNw Episode 496: Recorded 06/07/26 --- Get additional episodes and bonus content with early access: Go to https://www.OFFICIAL.men or https://www.PATREON.com/THEOFFICIALPODCAST --- Timestamps: [00:00:00] Intro [00:03:43] Using a laser pointer at the FIFA World Cup [00:13:23] Soccer gameplay complaints [00:14:36] Glazing Haaland [00:20:01] Egypt sideline meltdown clip [00:21:40] Senegal towel theft clip [00:26:58] More soccer talk [00:31:59] Fourth of July stories [00:59:01] Outro --- Audio Platforms (Spotify, Apple, Amazon, & Castbox): https://linktr.ee/theofficialpodcast Other Shows: https://linktr.ee/theofficialnetwork --- Hosts: Jackson: https://twitter.com/zealotonpc Andrew: https://twitter.com/huggbeestv Kaya: https://twitter.com/kayaorsan --- Additional Links: Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCcHYe-Qw7qUN5gFWMdj9nNw Subreddit: https://reddit.com/r/theofficialpodcast Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/theofficialpodcast Intro by: https://www.youtube.com/c/Derpmii Music by: https://soundcloud.com/inst1nctive & https://www.instagram.com/00zaya Art by: https://www.instagram.com/nook_eilyk/ & https://www.instagram.com/vaux.z Edited by: https://www.instagram.com/00zaya Designer: http://www.jr-design-co.com/ Produced by Jackson Clarke for The Official Network Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices","meta_description":"Get 20% or more off Helix Sleep Mattresses: go to https://www.helixsleep.com/official Get additional episodes and bonus content with early access (try now…","key_points":[],"chapters":[],"topics":[],"duration_seconds":3695,"processing_state":"not_requested","actions":[{"name":"request_transcript","method":"POST","url":"https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/the-official-podcast-461314/episodes/kaya-got-punched-the-official-podcast/transcription-requests","description":"Idempotently request low-priority transcript generation for this episode."},{"name":"read_markdown","method":"GET","url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-official-podcast-461314/kaya-got-punched-the-official-podcast.md","description":"Read the agent-friendly Markdown representation of this episode resource."}]}}