{"podcast":{"title":"The Luke and Pete Show","slug":"the-luke-and-pete-show-1120078","podcast_index_feed_id":1120078,"rss_url":"https://feeds.acast.com/public/shows/c13dca0f-7a37-41c4-a043-f92b2bf6bdd1","website_url":"http://stak.london","image_url":"https://assets.pippa.io/shows/61b9f72d1a8cbe7e433cee55/1749205652666-3281346f-db11-4031-80b2-25d4da487d9c.jpeg","author":"Stak Production","episode_count":919,"summary":"Join Luke Moore and Pete Donaldson for an unplanned half hour every Monday and Thursday as they pull on the threads of the universe, seeing where each fascinating one takes them. From ancient history and modern phenomena to the week's events and everything in between, The Luke and Pete Show is your chance to share in the fun of two men with time on their hands and a good idea of how to waste it. The Luke and Pete Show is the sometimes ridiculous, always funny podcast with Luke Moore and Pete Donaldson: two men who have time on their hands and a good idea of how to waste it. Subscribe to get your comedy podcast fix every Monday and Thursday. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.","last_synced_at":"2026-06-25T14:21:46.118689+00:00","page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-luke-and-pete-show-1120078"},"episode":{"title":"Leave the Tortoise Alone","slug":"leave-the-tortoise-alone","published_at":"2026-04-16T04:00:00+00:00","page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-luke-and-pete-show-1120078/leave-the-tortoise-alone","show_page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-luke-and-pete-show-1120078","url":"https://shows.acast.com/lukeandpete/episodes/leave-the-tortoise-alone","audio_url":"https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/lukeandpete/e/69d912d9cdaa3e377c81ef47/media.mp3","summary":"Mr Donaldson's about to turn 45 and frankly Luke is shocked he made it this far. Before the big day, though, he’s off to WrestleMania in Vegas. Fingers crossed he runs into Kash Patel. Today’s show is an animal-heavy one, as Luke and Pete exchange stories about well-endowed donkeys and investigate recent happenings surrounding the world’s oldest land animal, Jonathan the Tortoise. The late, great Harambe gets a mention, too. Send us your latest stories, questions and comments here: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com . The Luke and Pete Show is the sometimes ridiculous, always funny podcast with Luke Moore and Pete Donaldson: two men who have time on their hands and a good idea of how to waste it. Subscribe to get your comedy podcast fix every Monday and Thursday. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.","meta_description":"Mr Donaldson's about to turn 45 and frankly Luke is shocked he made it this far. Before the big day, though, he’s off to WrestleMania in Vegas. Fingers cr…","key_points":[],"chapters":[],"topics":[],"duration_seconds":1749,"processing_state":"not_requested","actions":[{"name":"request_transcript","method":"POST","url":"https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/the-luke-and-pete-show-1120078/episodes/leave-the-tortoise-alone/transcription-requests","description":"Idempotently request low-priority transcript generation for this episode."},{"name":"read_markdown","method":"GET","url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-luke-and-pete-show-1120078/leave-the-tortoise-alone.md","description":"Read the agent-friendly Markdown representation of this episode resource."}]}}