{"podcast":{"title":"The Friday Mailbag","slug":"the-friday-mailbag-339943","podcast_index_feed_id":339943,"rss_url":"https://feeds.megaphone.fm/PDR2871782441","website_url":"https://www.countthedings.com/","image_url":"https://megaphone.imgix.net/podcasts/61ce20da-10e5-11ec-8298-6f148d65464f/image/ea0b2bc162df3254c15b98cce1722d88.jpeg?ixlib=rails-4.3.1&max-w=3000&max-h=3000&fit=crop&auto=format,compress","author":"Count The Dings","episode_count":333,"summary":"The Friday Mailbag with Zach, Eden, Mo, Emily, Katie & Mayes. Answering listener questions and mostly making ourselves hungry for lunch.","last_synced_at":null,"page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-friday-mailbag-339943"},"episode":{"title":"The Friday Mailbag - Nonconsensual Turkey","slug":"the-friday-mailbag-nonconsensual-turkey","published_at":"2025-11-21T20:09:00+00:00","page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-friday-mailbag-339943/the-friday-mailbag-nonconsensual-turkey","show_page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-friday-mailbag-339943","url":"https://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/pdst.fm/e/tracking.swap.fm/track/6bpBPtHL977KJxLX2zPs/pscrb.fm/rss/p/traffic.megaphone.fm/GLSS9129163399.mp3?updated=1763756341","audio_url":"https://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/pdst.fm/e/tracking.swap.fm/track/6bpBPtHL977KJxLX2zPs/pscrb.fm/rss/p/traffic.megaphone.fm/GLSS9129163399.mp3?updated=1763756341","summary":"Eden, Mo, Katie and Mayes ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ We stake our claim as the premiere Security Deposit podcast while Zach is busy watching two Ukrainian guys move his stuff. Would you sleep with a cop to get your friend out of jail? Ham cocktails, nacho cheese on your pie and restaurants performing cultural appropriation. Patreon Exclusive: Foisting Thanksgiving Responsibility COUNT THE DINGS MERCH STORE - Check it out here: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ If you want to hear the full Mailbag, check out the Patreon! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Join the Count The Dings Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ for exclusive full, ad free episodes, extra Cinephobe content and more at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices","meta_description":"Eden, Mo, Katie and Mayes ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ We stake our claim as the premiere Secur…","key_points":[],"chapters":[],"topics":[],"duration_seconds":4689,"processing_state":"not_requested","actions":[{"name":"request_transcript","method":"POST","url":"https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/the-friday-mailbag-339943/episodes/the-friday-mailbag-nonconsensual-turkey/transcription-requests","description":"Idempotently request low-priority transcript generation for this episode."},{"name":"read_markdown","method":"GET","url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-friday-mailbag-339943/the-friday-mailbag-nonconsensual-turkey.md","description":"Read the agent-friendly Markdown representation of this episode resource."}]}}