{"podcast":{"title":"The Friday Mailbag","slug":"the-friday-mailbag-339943","podcast_index_feed_id":339943,"rss_url":"https://feeds.megaphone.fm/PDR2871782441","website_url":"https://www.countthedings.com/","image_url":"https://megaphone.imgix.net/podcasts/61ce20da-10e5-11ec-8298-6f148d65464f/image/ea0b2bc162df3254c15b98cce1722d88.jpeg?ixlib=rails-4.3.1&max-w=3000&max-h=3000&fit=crop&auto=format,compress","author":"Count The Dings","episode_count":333,"summary":"The Friday Mailbag with Zach, Eden, Mo, Emily, Katie & Mayes. Answering listener questions and mostly making ourselves hungry for lunch.","last_synced_at":null,"page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-friday-mailbag-339943"},"episode":{"title":"The Friday Mailbag - Dickish & Dismissive","slug":"the-friday-mailbag-dickish-dismissive","published_at":"2026-01-09T21:23:00+00:00","page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-friday-mailbag-339943/the-friday-mailbag-dickish-dismissive","show_page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-friday-mailbag-339943","url":"https://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/pdst.fm/e/tracking.swap.fm/track/6bpBPtHL977KJxLX2zPs/pscrb.fm/rss/p/traffic.megaphone.fm/GLSS4090699508.mp3?updated=1767994569","audio_url":"https://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/pdst.fm/e/tracking.swap.fm/track/6bpBPtHL977KJxLX2zPs/pscrb.fm/rss/p/traffic.megaphone.fm/GLSS4090699508.mp3?updated=1767994569","summary":"Katie, Zach, Emily, Colin and Mayes ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ We take our Heated Rivalry to the cottage for some tuna melts. Katie lets us all know about posed funerals as an alternative to open caskets. We call out the patriarchy for the lack of female cereal mascots. Patreon Exclusive: What restaurants are fronts for criminal activity? COUNT THE DINGS MERCH STORE - Check it out here: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ If you want to hear the full Mailbag, check out the Patreon! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Join the Count The Dings Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ for exclusive full, ad free episodes, extra Cinephobe content and more at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices","meta_description":"Katie, Zach, Emily, Colin and Mayes ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ We take our Heat…","key_points":[],"chapters":[],"topics":[],"duration_seconds":4640,"processing_state":"not_requested","actions":[{"name":"request_transcript","method":"POST","url":"https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/the-friday-mailbag-339943/episodes/the-friday-mailbag-dickish-dismissive/transcription-requests","description":"Idempotently request low-priority transcript generation for this episode."},{"name":"read_markdown","method":"GET","url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-friday-mailbag-339943/the-friday-mailbag-dickish-dismissive.md","description":"Read the agent-friendly Markdown representation of this episode resource."}]}}