{"podcast":{"title":"The Burt Selleck Podcast","slug":"the-burt-selleck-podcast-1245946","podcast_index_feed_id":1245946,"rss_url":"https://feeds.captivate.fm/the-burt-selleck-podcast/","website_url":"https://burtselleckpod.com/","image_url":"https://artwork.captivate.fm/d93dd3d4-9c0e-407b-9046-612a38427656/Bazaart-3AD10980-C6A9-4D07-AA6E-55ECFE95A92E.jpeg","author":"Joy Road Media","episode_count":200,"summary":"Alex, John (second mic) and Nick (junior member/intern) talk about current events, things they're nostalgic about and what is generally on their minds that week in a race to establish which of them is the dumbest person alive.","last_synced_at":"2026-06-29T08:17:57.567659+00:00","page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-burt-selleck-podcast-1245946"},"episode":{"title":"Episode 285 | It's a Little Scampi Out Here","slug":"episode-285-it-s-a-little-scampi-out-here","published_at":"2026-05-04T01:00:00+00:00","page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-burt-selleck-podcast-1245946/episode-285-it-s-a-little-scampi-out-here","show_page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-burt-selleck-podcast-1245946","url":"https://burtselleckpod.com/","audio_url":"https://episodes.captivate.fm/episode/daf3c81d-582c-48f4-9df9-cfd18d3b19d4.mp3","summary":"The guys kick things off riding high on a Pistons win and immediately spiral into one of their favorite lanes: completely unhinged hypothetical debates. From theme parks and predators to evolution and “how would you disappear a body,” the conversation zigzags in that way that somehow feels both dumb and deeply philosophical at the same time. Then comes the moment that earns the title. A throwaway joke about cold weather and shrinkage turns into a full-blown culinary metaphor spiral, where suddenly everything is pasta, everything is seafood, and everything is… a little scampi out here. It’s one of those perfectly dumb riffs that keeps escalating until nobody remembers how it started. From there, it’s classic Burt Selleck energy. Gross-out stories, weird body talk, dogs doing questionable things, and just enough sports and life chatter to keep it grounded. Somewhere between existential dread and pasta-based anatomy, the guys remind you exactly what this show is: chaotic, hilarious, and just self-aware enough to know how ridiculous it all is.","meta_description":"The guys kick things off riding high on a Pistons win and immediately spiral into one of their favorite lanes: completely unhinged hypothetical debates. F…","key_points":[],"chapters":[],"topics":[],"duration_seconds":3714,"processing_state":"not_requested","actions":[{"name":"request_transcript","method":"POST","url":"https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/the-burt-selleck-podcast-1245946/episodes/episode-285-it-s-a-little-scampi-out-here/transcription-requests","description":"Idempotently request low-priority transcript generation for this episode."},{"name":"read_markdown","method":"GET","url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-burt-selleck-podcast-1245946/episode-285-it-s-a-little-scampi-out-here.md","description":"Read the agent-friendly Markdown representation of this episode resource."}]}}