{"podcast":{"title":"The Apocalypse Will Be Podcasted","slug":"the-apocalypse-will-be-podcasted-7524624","podcast_index_feed_id":7524624,"rss_url":"https://media.rss.com/theapocalypsewillbepodcasted/feed.xml","website_url":"https://rss.com/podcasts/theapocalypsewillbepodcasted","image_url":"https://media.rss.com/theapocalypsewillbepodcasted/20251011_081015_380fa457b83c74057f2083314583a685.png","author":"Bri & Nick","episode_count":26,"summary":"Welcome to the ultimate fan dive into Dungeon Crawler Carl ! We are kicking things off with book 7: This Inevitable Ruin - breaking down every chapter with wild theories, foreshadowing hunts, and deep dive discussions true fans will appreciate. Expect spoilers galore, funny quips, and a conversational vibe that feels like geeking out with friends who love the series as much as you do. If you’ve read the books and crave more Dungeon Crawler Carl chaos, you will not be appalled. All the links: https://linktr.ee/princesspossee Shop on Etsy: https://theapocalpysepod.etsy.com","last_synced_at":null,"page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-apocalypse-will-be-podcasted-7524624"},"episode":{"title":"Donut Becomes a Tank (Chapter 3)","slug":"donut-becomes-a-tank-chapter-3","published_at":"2026-01-04T16:59:19+00:00","page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-apocalypse-will-be-podcasted-7524624/donut-becomes-a-tank-chapter-3","show_page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-apocalypse-will-be-podcasted-7524624","url":"https://rss.com/podcasts/theapocalypsewillbepodcasted/2425614","audio_url":"https://content.rss.com/episodes/349443/2425614/theapocalypsewillbepodcasted/2026_01_04_16_54_48_3eee26c5-b4f4-4133-958f-e4f7e082e5e7.mp3","summary":"It’s loot box o’clock, and Princess Donut is cleaning up. Carl and Donut crack open a ridiculous amount of loot boxes that includes trench-building scrolls, cursed spellbooks, and the wildly overpowered Tiara of a Thousand Lights. As Donut starts turning ugly hats into raw magical firepower, things quickly get dark with the \"You're Not Done Yet\" spell. We also break down the mechanics of Quan’s Cloak of the Benevolent Champion, how it turns Donut into a god-tier tank, and how the AI might have nudged Quan to become a villain. Add in exploding space chickens and Mongo getting potion balls broken on his butt, and this chapter becomes pure setup for absolute chaos. Visit us on our website: https://rss.com/podcasts/theapocalypsewillbepodcasted/ You can find us on Facebook @ The Apocalypse Will Be Podcasted and on Instagram @ Apocalypse Will Be Podcaste","meta_description":"It’s loot box o’clock, and Princess Donut is cleaning up. Carl and Donut crack open a ridiculous amount of loot boxes that includes trench-building scroll…","key_points":[],"chapters":[],"topics":[],"duration_seconds":1743,"processing_state":"not_requested","actions":[{"name":"request_transcript","method":"POST","url":"https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/the-apocalypse-will-be-podcasted-7524624/episodes/donut-becomes-a-tank-chapter-3/transcription-requests","description":"Idempotently request low-priority transcript generation for this episode."},{"name":"read_markdown","method":"GET","url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-apocalypse-will-be-podcasted-7524624/donut-becomes-a-tank-chapter-3.md","description":"Read the agent-friendly Markdown representation of this episode resource."}]}}