{"podcast":{"title":"Stiff Socks","slug":"stiff-socks-468268","podcast_index_feed_id":468268,"rss_url":"https://audioboom.com/channels/5023281.rss","website_url":"https://audioboom.com/channels/5023281","image_url":"https://audioboom.com/i/42475042.jpg","author":"Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios","episode_count":500,"summary":"Stand up comedians Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein go do weird stuff, and then talk about how weird the weird stuff was. With their irreverent charm they will tackle tough issues such as, what’s it like going to a museum on Adderall or if you don’t cum for a week will you die?","last_synced_at":"2026-07-15T18:20:22.669884+00:00","page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/stiff-socks-468268"},"episode":{"title":"376: Buzzer Beat...off","slug":"376-buzzer-beat-off","published_at":"2026-04-01T10:39:12+00:00","page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/stiff-socks-468268/376-buzzer-beat-off","show_page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/stiff-socks-468268","url":"https://audioboom.com/posts/8881568","audio_url":"https://pdst.fm/e/arttrk.com/p/ABMA5/clrtpod.com/m/pscrb.fm/rss/p/prfx.byspotify.com/e/dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/audioboom.com/posts/8881568.mp3?modified=1778908248&sid=5023281&source=rss","summary":"Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks The boys go from debating DUI tests and breathalyzers into absurd ideas like training to beat them, find out about the first documented glory hole and wrap it up with March Madness and one of the most unhinged coach reactions ever. 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com 01:15 – “Practice DUI tests at a bar” concept 02:30 – Realization: entire pod so far = horrible advice 03:30 – GTA / Saints Row drunk driving discussion 05:00 – Breathalyzer in cars + dating nightmare 15:48 – Cyberattack disables breathalyzers (Maine story) 17:30 – “Safest cyberattack ever” discussion 25:30 – Over-ice espresso debate 29:00 – Airport security flaws / samurai sword idea 34:00 – Flashbang 36:30 – Glory hole 39:20 – Filming strangers / First Amendment guys 50:40 – First documented glory hole 01:04:40 - SOCK TALK UCONN COACH 01:12:00 - SECRET SOCK Thanks to: ShipStation, GLD, Factor, and Golden Nugget Online Casino for sponsoring the podcast ShipStation shipstation.com Try ShipStation free for 60 days with code SOCKS GLD gld.com Get 50% off with code SOCKS Factor factormeals.com/socks50off Get 50% off + free breakfast for 1 year with code SOCKS50OFF Golden Nugget Online Casino goldennuggetcasino.com/promos Use code STIFFSOCKS Get 500 spins (50/day for 10 days) after wagering $5 21+ • Terms apply","meta_description":"Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://ww…","key_points":[],"chapters":[],"topics":[],"duration_seconds":4305,"processing_state":"not_requested","actions":[{"name":"request_transcript","method":"POST","url":"https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/stiff-socks-468268/episodes/376-buzzer-beat-off/transcription-requests","description":"Idempotently request low-priority transcript generation for this episode."},{"name":"read_markdown","method":"GET","url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/stiff-socks-468268/376-buzzer-beat-off.md","description":"Read the agent-friendly Markdown representation of this episode resource."}]}}