{"podcast":{"title":"Square Roots - THE Classic RPG Podcast","slug":"square-roots-the-classic-rpg-podcast-808625","podcast_index_feed_id":808625,"rss_url":"https://squareroots.libsyn.com/rss","website_url":"http://squareroots.libsyn.com/podcast","image_url":"https://static.libsyn.com/p/assets/0/3/1/1/0311a7573a86b04d/IMG_2353.jpg","author":"John Brandon","episode_count":560,"summary":"Square Roots is like a book club, but for classic RPGs! Each episode John, Matthew, Jim and Vanessa play through a chunkerino of one of your favorite RPGs, from Final Fantasy through Chrono Trigger. Are they experts? No. Are they qualified? Absolutely not. Are they good at RPGs? Probably not. But they're the fun kind of dumb, and that's what counts.","last_synced_at":null,"page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/square-roots-the-classic-rpg-podcast-808625"},"episode":{"title":"Mass Effect: Andromeda Part 2 - Fable Three King Time Second Half","slug":"mass-effect-andromeda-part-2-fable-three-king-time-second-half","published_at":"2026-01-26T12:49:00+00:00","page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/square-roots-the-classic-rpg-podcast-808625/mass-effect-andromeda-part-2-fable-three-king-time-second-half","show_page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/square-roots-the-classic-rpg-podcast-808625","url":"https://squareroots.libsyn.com/mass-effect-andromeda-part-2-fable-three-king-time-second-half","audio_url":"https://traffic.libsyn.com/secure/squareroots/sr_ep_497_mix.mp3?dest-id=366953","summary":"Mass Effect: Andromeda Part 2 - Fable Three King Time Second Half Square Roots - Episode 497 Quest Log: 0:05:15 Level Up: 2:05:30 I keep hearing Vanessa say \"cat\" every time she says \"Kett\" in this action-packed, different timeline navigating BioWare adventure game, Mass Effect: Andromeda. Johnny loves the bouncy car. Jim disappears like a spooky ghost. Matt is bad at sudoku. Vanessa probably wants to marry the AI in her brain. Also: • Quit Putting Jared Leto in Movies * A Beanie and a Henley * Matt Establishes Masculinity Rules * Don't Ask About Matt's Poop-ons * You Can Blow Up A Library And I'd Know Who George Washington Is This Week: \"Johnny, for notes say we'll play some of trail of hope, not all of it. I haven't pinpointed yet. But I there's a point when you can choose which planet to go to first, I went to Vold. So maybe we'll play Vold.\" Next Week: Finish the Mission \"Trail of Hope\" Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome theme! You can find him at: https://bsky.app/profile/stevenmorrismusic.bsky.social and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven Contact Square Roots! Twitter: @squarerootspod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/ Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com","meta_description":"Mass Effect: Andromeda Part 2 - Fable Three King Time Second Half Square Roots - Episode 497 Quest Log: 0:05:15 Level Up: 2:05:30 I keep hearing Vanessa s…","key_points":[],"chapters":[],"topics":[],"duration_seconds":9614,"processing_state":"not_requested","actions":[{"name":"request_transcript","method":"POST","url":"https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/square-roots-the-classic-rpg-podcast-808625/episodes/mass-effect-andromeda-part-2-fable-three-king-time-second-half/transcription-requests","description":"Idempotently request low-priority transcript generation for this episode."},{"name":"read_markdown","method":"GET","url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/square-roots-the-classic-rpg-podcast-808625/mass-effect-andromeda-part-2-fable-three-king-time-second-half.md","description":"Read the agent-friendly Markdown representation of this episode resource."}]}}