{"podcast":{"title":"Square Roots - THE Classic RPG Podcast","slug":"square-roots-the-classic-rpg-podcast-808625","podcast_index_feed_id":808625,"rss_url":"https://squareroots.libsyn.com/rss","website_url":"http://squareroots.libsyn.com/podcast","image_url":"https://static.libsyn.com/p/assets/0/3/1/1/0311a7573a86b04d/IMG_2353.jpg","author":"John Brandon","episode_count":560,"summary":"Square Roots is like a book club, but for classic RPGs! Each episode John, Matthew, Jim and Vanessa play through a chunkerino of one of your favorite RPGs, from Final Fantasy through Chrono Trigger. Are they experts? No. Are they qualified? Absolutely not. Are they good at RPGs? Probably not. But they're the fun kind of dumb, and that's what counts.","last_synced_at":null,"page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/square-roots-the-classic-rpg-podcast-808625"},"episode":{"title":"Legend of Dragoon Part 1: LAVITZ SLAMBERT!","slug":"legend-of-dragoon-part-1-lavitz-slambert","published_at":"2026-06-01T22:45:00+00:00","page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/square-roots-the-classic-rpg-podcast-808625/legend-of-dragoon-part-1-lavitz-slambert","show_page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/square-roots-the-classic-rpg-podcast-808625","url":"https://squareroots.libsyn.com/legend-of-dragoon-part-1-lavitz-slambert","audio_url":"https://traffic.libsyn.com/secure/squareroots/sr_ep_515_mix.mp3?dest-id=366953","summary":"Legend of Dragoon Part 1: LAVITZ SLAMBERT! Square Roots - Episode 515 Hot Gaming Gossip: 0:02:45 Quest Log: 0:28:50 Level Up: 2:05:00 MATT'S BANISHMENT ENDS! Jim stands the entire time! And we start Sony's Definitely Not Inspired By Final Fantasy VII Legend of Dragoon! It's nice to be back in the comfy cozy PlayStation generation with a real old JRPG we never actually played back in the day. That's right: we're all BABY FRESH EYES! Also: • Legend the of Dragon • We Say Dragooning A Lot • Heal Yourself On The Cuck Chair • Dragoons Are Guys Who Jump Up Real High • Johnny Has No Pants This Week: Get to the town of Bale. Next Week: Have an ~Encounter~ with the Silver Ghost! Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome theme! You can find him at: https://bsky.app/profile/stevenmorrismusic.bsky.social and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven Contact Square Roots! Twitter: @squarerootspod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/ Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com Season 81 Ep 1","meta_description":"Legend of Dragoon Part 1: LAVITZ SLAMBERT! Square Roots - Episode 515 Hot Gaming Gossip: 0:02:45 Quest Log: 0:28:50 Level Up: 2:05:00 MATT'S BANISHMENT EN…","key_points":[],"chapters":[],"topics":[],"duration_seconds":9602,"processing_state":"not_requested","actions":[{"name":"request_transcript","method":"POST","url":"https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/square-roots-the-classic-rpg-podcast-808625/episodes/legend-of-dragoon-part-1-lavitz-slambert/transcription-requests","description":"Idempotently request low-priority transcript generation for this episode."},{"name":"read_markdown","method":"GET","url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/square-roots-the-classic-rpg-podcast-808625/legend-of-dragoon-part-1-lavitz-slambert.md","description":"Read the agent-friendly Markdown representation of this episode resource."}]}}