{"podcast":{"title":"Square Roots - THE Classic RPG Podcast","slug":"square-roots-the-classic-rpg-podcast-808625","podcast_index_feed_id":808625,"rss_url":"https://squareroots.libsyn.com/rss","website_url":"http://squareroots.libsyn.com/podcast","image_url":"https://static.libsyn.com/p/assets/0/3/1/1/0311a7573a86b04d/IMG_2353.jpg","author":"John Brandon","episode_count":560,"summary":"Square Roots is like a book club, but for classic RPGs! Each episode John, Matthew, Jim and Vanessa play through a chunkerino of one of your favorite RPGs, from Final Fantasy through Chrono Trigger. Are they experts? No. Are they qualified? Absolutely not. Are they good at RPGs? Probably not. But they're the fun kind of dumb, and that's what counts.","last_synced_at":null,"page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/square-roots-the-classic-rpg-podcast-808625"},"episode":{"title":"Banishers: Ghosts of New Eden Part 4: The Hurricane's Made of Problems","slug":"banishers-ghosts-of-new-eden-part-4-the-hurricane-s-made-of-problems","published_at":"2026-05-12T09:36:00+00:00","page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/square-roots-the-classic-rpg-podcast-808625/banishers-ghosts-of-new-eden-part-4-the-hurricane-s-made-of-problems","show_page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/square-roots-the-classic-rpg-podcast-808625","url":"https://squareroots.libsyn.com/banishers-ghosts-of-new-eden-part-4-the-hurricanes-made-of-problems","audio_url":"https://traffic.libsyn.com/secure/squareroots/sr_ep_512_mix.mp3?dest-id=366953","summary":"Banishers: Ghosts of New Eden Part 4: The Hurricane's Made of Problems Square Roots - Episode 512 Hot Gaming Gossip: 0:09:05 Quest Log: 0:41:10 Level Up: 1:51:50 Even with Matt gone, we somehow went two and a half hours this chunker. Mostly so Vanessa can tell us about her feelings on Alan Wake II. But we're also talking a lot about Banishers! There's some spooky ghost stories, a mine stuffed with a giant Anima from Final Fantasy X, and so much more! Also: • Half Adventure Game, Half Witcher III • A Crop Top Space Suit Is Not A Great Idea • It's Not An Assumption, It's A Hypothesis • Ghosts Don't Count • Fort Bad Performance This Week: Go Up To Fort Jericho And Do The Stuff There Next Week: Wrap Up All The Ghost Stories Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome theme! You can find him at: https://bsky.app/profile/stevenmorrismusic.bsky.social and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven Contact Square Roots! Twitter: @squarerootspod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/ Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com","meta_description":"Banishers: Ghosts of New Eden Part 4: The Hurricane's Made of Problems Square Roots - Episode 512 Hot Gaming Gossip: 0:09:05 Quest Log: 0:41:10 Level Up:…","key_points":[],"chapters":[],"topics":[],"duration_seconds":8985,"processing_state":"not_requested","actions":[{"name":"request_transcript","method":"POST","url":"https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/square-roots-the-classic-rpg-podcast-808625/episodes/banishers-ghosts-of-new-eden-part-4-the-hurricane-s-made-of-problems/transcription-requests","description":"Idempotently request low-priority transcript generation for this episode."},{"name":"read_markdown","method":"GET","url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/square-roots-the-classic-rpg-podcast-808625/banishers-ghosts-of-new-eden-part-4-the-hurricane-s-made-of-problems.md","description":"Read the agent-friendly Markdown representation of this episode resource."}]}}