{"podcast":{"title":"Square Roots - THE Classic RPG Podcast","slug":"square-roots-the-classic-rpg-podcast-808625","podcast_index_feed_id":808625,"rss_url":"https://squareroots.libsyn.com/rss","website_url":"http://squareroots.libsyn.com/podcast","image_url":"https://static.libsyn.com/p/assets/0/3/1/1/0311a7573a86b04d/IMG_2353.jpg","author":"John Brandon","episode_count":560,"summary":"Square Roots is like a book club, but for classic RPGs! Each episode John, Matthew, Jim and Vanessa play through a chunkerino of one of your favorite RPGs, from Final Fantasy through Chrono Trigger. Are they experts? No. Are they qualified? Absolutely not. Are they good at RPGs? Probably not. But they're the fun kind of dumb, and that's what counts.","last_synced_at":null,"page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/square-roots-the-classic-rpg-podcast-808625"},"episode":{"title":"Banishers: Ghosts of New Eden Part 3: Bubsy Says Kid Power!","slug":"banishers-ghosts-of-new-eden-part-3-bubsy-says-kid-power","published_at":"2026-05-06T08:05:00+00:00","page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/square-roots-the-classic-rpg-podcast-808625/banishers-ghosts-of-new-eden-part-3-bubsy-says-kid-power","show_page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/square-roots-the-classic-rpg-podcast-808625","url":"https://squareroots.libsyn.com/banishers-ghosts-of-new-eden-part-3-bubsy-says-kid-power","audio_url":"https://traffic.libsyn.com/secure/squareroots/Ep511Mix.mp3?dest-id=366953","summary":"Banishers: Ghosts of New Eden Part 3: Bubsy Says Kid Power! Square Roots - Episode 511 Hot Gaming Gossip: 0:03:05 Quest Log: 0:26:32 Level Up: 1:20:25 I promise I only make an Umjammer Lammy joke one time in this episode, and I think that's called restraint. But in this chunker of Dontnod's Banishers: Ghosts of New Eden we meet the amazingly named flopper haired boy Lamentation Haskell, and yes, he's a Vanessa boyfriend. Also: • Don't Respect Grogu • I'm Not Into The Benjamin Franklin Type • Hot RFK Junior Burns • Every Game Has To Have An Area That Sucks • A Lady That Looks Like Sonya Blade This Week: Complete Witchfinders, The Inkwell and Grief & Rancor Next Week: Go Up To Fort Jericho And Do The Stuff There Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome theme! You can find him at: https://bsky.app/profile/stevenmorrismusic.bsky.social and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven Contact Square Roots! Twitter: @squarerootspod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/ Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com","meta_description":"Banishers: Ghosts of New Eden Part 3: Bubsy Says Kid Power! Square Roots - Episode 511 Hot Gaming Gossip: 0:03:05 Quest Log: 0:26:32 Level Up: 1:20:25 I p…","key_points":[],"chapters":[],"topics":[],"duration_seconds":6037,"processing_state":"not_requested","actions":[{"name":"request_transcript","method":"POST","url":"https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/square-roots-the-classic-rpg-podcast-808625/episodes/banishers-ghosts-of-new-eden-part-3-bubsy-says-kid-power/transcription-requests","description":"Idempotently request low-priority transcript generation for this episode."},{"name":"read_markdown","method":"GET","url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/square-roots-the-classic-rpg-podcast-808625/banishers-ghosts-of-new-eden-part-3-bubsy-says-kid-power.md","description":"Read the agent-friendly Markdown representation of this episode resource."}]}}