{"podcast":{"title":"Square Roots - THE Classic RPG Podcast","slug":"square-roots-the-classic-rpg-podcast-808625","podcast_index_feed_id":808625,"rss_url":"https://squareroots.libsyn.com/rss","website_url":"http://squareroots.libsyn.com/podcast","image_url":"https://static.libsyn.com/p/assets/0/3/1/1/0311a7573a86b04d/IMG_2353.jpg","author":"John Brandon","episode_count":560,"summary":"Square Roots is like a book club, but for classic RPGs! Each episode John, Matthew, Jim and Vanessa play through a chunkerino of one of your favorite RPGs, from Final Fantasy through Chrono Trigger. Are they experts? No. Are they qualified? Absolutely not. Are they good at RPGs? Probably not. But they're the fun kind of dumb, and that's what counts.","last_synced_at":null,"page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/square-roots-the-classic-rpg-podcast-808625"},"episode":{"title":"Banishers: Ghosts of New Eden Part 1: In 2030, Mickey Could Definitely Shoot You","slug":"banishers-ghosts-of-new-eden-part-1-in-2030-mickey-could-definitely-shoot-you","published_at":"2026-04-20T08:50:00+00:00","page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/square-roots-the-classic-rpg-podcast-808625/banishers-ghosts-of-new-eden-part-1-in-2030-mickey-could-definitely-shoot-you","show_page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/square-roots-the-classic-rpg-podcast-808625","url":"https://squareroots.libsyn.com/banishers-ghosts-of-new-eden-part-1-in-2030-mickey-could-definitely-shoot-you","audio_url":"https://traffic.libsyn.com/secure/squareroots/SR_EP_509_MIX.mp3?dest-id=366953","summary":"Banishers: Ghosts of New Eden Part 1: In 2030, Mickey Could Definitely Shoot You Square Roots - Episode 509 Hot Gaming Gossip: 0:03:00 Quest Log: 0:23:15 Level Up: 2:06:45 Get ready to get back to pilgrim times in a Magical 1695! But! But! With ghosts! This week on Square Roots, we start Don'tnod's sleeper hit Banishers: Ghosts of New Eden, and get deep into this world of witchcraft, ghostery, and the split between the worlds of the living and the dead. Also: • Matt Says These People Are Disgusting • Vanessa Tries to Set Up Matthew With Thick Skin • PARRY THE PLATAPUS?! • And Featuring Jonathan Brandis as Link • Bowls of Delicious Frosting This Week: We reach the Hunter's Camp in Banishers: Ghosts of New Eden Next Week: The End of the Swamp Witch Chapter (Go to the Harrows) Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome theme! You can find him at: https://bsky.app/profile/stevenmorrismusic.bsky.social and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven Contact Square Roots! Twitter: @squarerootspod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/ Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com","meta_description":"Banishers: Ghosts of New Eden Part 1: In 2030, Mickey Could Definitely Shoot You Square Roots - Episode 509 Hot Gaming Gossip: 0:03:00 Quest Log: 0:23:15…","key_points":[],"chapters":[],"topics":[],"duration_seconds":9193,"processing_state":"not_requested","actions":[{"name":"request_transcript","method":"POST","url":"https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/square-roots-the-classic-rpg-podcast-808625/episodes/banishers-ghosts-of-new-eden-part-1-in-2030-mickey-could-definitely-shoot-you/transcription-requests","description":"Idempotently request low-priority transcript generation for this episode."},{"name":"read_markdown","method":"GET","url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/square-roots-the-classic-rpg-podcast-808625/banishers-ghosts-of-new-eden-part-1-in-2030-mickey-could-definitely-shoot-you.md","description":"Read the agent-friendly Markdown representation of this episode resource."}]}}