{"podcast":{"title":"Something For That Ass","slug":"something-for-that-ass-6575963","podcast_index_feed_id":6575963,"rss_url":"https://feeds.captivate.fm/something-for-that-ass/","website_url":"https://something-for-that-ass.captivate.fm","image_url":"https://artwork.captivate.fm/f2337142-42f4-4656-8818-56277274df65/24ZGgV3atSNt1BMowOC3RE5u.jpg","author":"Brooke & Lenna","episode_count":75,"summary":"From the minds of Brookelyn & Lenna","last_synced_at":null,"page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/something-for-that-ass-6575963"},"episode":{"title":"How Do You Have a \"Roster\" as a Man?","slug":"how-do-you-have-a-roster-as-a-man","published_at":"2025-12-03T14:00:00+00:00","page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/something-for-that-ass-6575963/how-do-you-have-a-roster-as-a-man","show_page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/something-for-that-ass-6575963","url":"https://something-for-that-ass.captivate.fm","audio_url":"https://episodes.captivate.fm/episode/cc57075f-3808-41e9-9757-34c95467d6d8.mp3","summary":"Episode 61 - We recently ran into a very unfortunate and peculiar situation outside of a coffee shop that in part inspired today's episode. We also get into men with rosters, dating down as a woman and the dying coochie theory. Thank you for watching girls 🙂‍↕️ Time Stamps: 00:00 acting on urges 08:00 I flew off a golf cart 13:00 the coffee shop incident 20:00 if he hates you he's going to hate your kids 34:00 men with rosters 36:30 stop dating down 40:00 I am Kirby so I need someone cool 44:00 the dying coochie theory 48:00 I need a man that does things that I can't do","meta_description":"Episode 61 - We recently ran into a very unfortunate and peculiar situation outside of a coffee shop that in part inspired today's episode. We also get in…","key_points":[],"chapters":[],"topics":[],"duration_seconds":3042,"processing_state":"not_requested","actions":[{"name":"request_transcript","method":"POST","url":"https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/something-for-that-ass-6575963/episodes/how-do-you-have-a-roster-as-a-man/transcription-requests","description":"Idempotently request low-priority transcript generation for this episode."},{"name":"read_markdown","method":"GET","url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/something-for-that-ass-6575963/how-do-you-have-a-roster-as-a-man.md","description":"Read the agent-friendly Markdown representation of this episode resource."}]}}