{"podcast":{"title":"Side Scrollers","slug":"side-scrollers-6859168","podcast_index_feed_id":6859168,"rss_url":"https://anchor.fm/s/da6f01a0/podcast/rss","website_url":"https://sidescrollers.locals.com","image_url":"https://d3t3ozftmdmh3i.cloudfront.net/staging/podcast_uploaded_nologo/36547080/36547080-1711995623963-c6f6d0dc8309.jpg","author":"Side Scrollers","episode_count":696,"summary":"We are the daily live podcast for the Normal Man. Hosted by Stuttering Craig, Blabs & Phoenix. Live Monday - Friday at 11am CT.","last_synced_at":"2026-07-30T08:19:59.560201+00:00","page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/side-scrollers-6859168"},"episode":{"title":"PEOPLE ARE WAKING UP + Hasan LOSES IT + It's Craig's Birthday | Side Scrollers with Arch","slug":"people-are-waking-up-hasan-loses-it-it-s-craig-s-birthday-side-scrollers-with-arch","published_at":"2026-06-17T18:29:24+00:00","page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/side-scrollers-6859168/people-are-waking-up-hasan-loses-it-it-s-craig-s-birthday-side-scrollers-with-arch","show_page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/side-scrollers-6859168","url":"https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/sidescrollerspodcast/episodes/PEOPLE-ARE-WAKING-UP--Hasan-LOSES-IT--Its-Craigs-Birthday--Side-Scrollers-with-Arch-e3ku7jf","audio_url":"https://traffic.megaphone.fm/APO2334598756.mp3","summary":"PEOPLE ARE WAKING UP + Hasan LOSES IT + It's Craig's Birthday | Side Scrollers with ArchThe best place to support: Direct Donations (TTS over $25): https://streamlabs.com/stutteringcraig/tipFind us on our🌲LinkTree: https://linktr.ee/sidescrollersArch: https://www.youtube.com/@TheArchCastUwe Boll: https://x.com/UweBollRAWNet00:00 Intro07:00 Housekeeping!17:15 Today’s Showdown24:44 Hard News25:05 Ranking Hobbies For Single Men42:20 Reacting To The AI Toilet56:48 Hasan Piker Loves Dongs01:12:00 Man Brings Girls To Restroom01:22:16 Today’s Sponsor01:24:25 We Don’t Need To Save Blizzard Part 101:25:36 Uwe Boll Joins, His Movie’s Banned!01:44:20 We Don’t Need To Save Blizzard Part 201:48:04 CD Projekt Red So Gay01:58:59 Gaming History","meta_description":"PEOPLE ARE WAKING UP + Hasan LOSES IT + It's Craig's Birthday | Side Scrollers with ArchThe best place to support: Direct Donations (TTS over $25): https:…","key_points":[],"chapters":[],"topics":[],"duration_seconds":7743,"processing_state":"not_requested","actions":[{"name":"request_transcript","method":"POST","url":"https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/side-scrollers-6859168/episodes/people-are-waking-up-hasan-loses-it-it-s-craig-s-birthday-side-scrollers-with-arch/transcription-requests","description":"Idempotently request low-priority transcript generation for this episode."},{"name":"read_markdown","method":"GET","url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/side-scrollers-6859168/people-are-waking-up-hasan-loses-it-it-s-craig-s-birthday-side-scrollers-with-arch.md","description":"Read the agent-friendly Markdown representation of this episode resource."}]}}