{"podcast":{"title":"Serpent and Scholar - Dramione Fanfiction","slug":"serpent-and-scholar-dramione-fanfiction-7174136","podcast_index_feed_id":7174136,"rss_url":"https://anchor.fm/s/fc877600/podcast/rss","website_url":"https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/audiobookalchemist","image_url":"https://d3t3ozftmdmh3i.cloudfront.net/staging/podcast_uploaded_nologo/42267360/42267360-1762675677708-b9c6eac5c4d7d.jpg","author":"The Audiobook Alchemist","episode_count":357,"summary":"The largest and most complete Dramione and Tomione fanfiction podcast for readers who've outgrown canon but not magic. Expect sharp dialogue, political intrigue, earned redemption, and romance with real stakes. Join thousands of listeners who've discovered what happens when Hermione Granger meets her intellectual match in morally gray Slytherins","last_synced_at":"2026-07-29T06:18:20.952638+00:00","page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/serpent-and-scholar-dramione-fanfiction-7174136"},"episode":{"title":"Pheromones, Please by S&S — Chapters 1 to 8","slug":"pheromones-please-by-s-s-chapters-1-to-8","published_at":"2026-05-07T16:00:00+00:00","page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/serpent-and-scholar-dramione-fanfiction-7174136/pheromones-please-by-s-s-chapters-1-to-8","show_page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/serpent-and-scholar-dramione-fanfiction-7174136","url":"https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/audiobookalchemist/episodes/Pheromones--Please-by-SS--Chapters-1-to-8-e3g3d3a","audio_url":"https://anchor.fm/s/fc877600/podcast/play/116552234/https%3A%2F%2Fd3ctxlq1ktw2nl.cloudfront.net%2Fstaging%2F2026-2-7%2F56e50a17-7966-bbfa-2855-57667acd48b6.mp3","summary":"A rom-com Dramione mystery A stolen Ministry prototype potion— Amora Resonare —hits Hogwarts and the castle promptly turns into a love-fest. You can smell the scent of the one you're most attracted to. Everyone can. It's a perfect time for Dolores Umbridge to install “discipline” and legislate everyone’s breathing space into contraband. Draco Malfoy would like the record to reflect that he is a victim of propaganda. Specifically: Hogwarts’ propaganda, in which his very loud statement about preferring flobberworm Transfiguration to Hermione Granger has become a recurring headline. Pansy quotes it whenever he enters a room. Ravenclaw maintains a spreadsheet of “evidence,” and Draco cannot prove a negative against a student body that has discovered data entry. Decree 24 turns “three friends talking” into a crime, so Umbridge forces a loophole that keeps Draco and Hermione together as the only legal pair allowed to investigate the outbreak. He is supposed to monitor her. Hermione Granger would like the record to reflect that she has no time for hormones, gossip, or Malfoy’s irritating competence. She’s navigating O.W.L. panic, Umbridge patrols, and the DA’s fragile logistics while mapping incident patterns that scream “not student-made.” And of course, the question everyone's asking: " who made the potion?! "","meta_description":"A rom-com Dramione mystery A stolen Ministry prototype potion— Amora Resonare —hits Hogwarts and the castle promptly turns into a love-fest. You can smell…","key_points":[],"chapters":[],"topics":[],"duration_seconds":11074,"processing_state":"not_requested","actions":[{"name":"request_transcript","method":"POST","url":"https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/serpent-and-scholar-dramione-fanfiction-7174136/episodes/pheromones-please-by-s-s-chapters-1-to-8/transcription-requests","description":"Idempotently request low-priority transcript generation for this episode."},{"name":"read_markdown","method":"GET","url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/serpent-and-scholar-dramione-fanfiction-7174136/pheromones-please-by-s-s-chapters-1-to-8.md","description":"Read the agent-friendly Markdown representation of this episode resource."}]}}