{"podcast":{"title":"Proper True Yarn","slug":"proper-true-yarn-6560478","podcast_index_feed_id":6560478,"rss_url":"https://feeds.acast.com/public/shows/6a67e4830bd0d38defbea5ad","website_url":"https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/proper-true-yarn--6951560","image_url":"https://assets.pippa.io/shows/6a67e4830bd0d38defbea5ad/show-cover.jpg","author":"Proper True Yarn","episode_count":502,"summary":"Welcome to \"Proper True Yarn,\" the podcast that takes you on a rollicking journey through the wildest, funniest, and most extraordinary stories from around the globe. Join your host, the one and only Knuckles from Country Trucker Caps, as he sits down with an eclectic array of captivating individuals, each armed with a remarkable tale to share. Buckle up for a whirlwind adventure as we dive headfirst into the rich tapestry of human experiences. With a mix of humor, heart, and sheer audacity, our guests regale us with their most unforgettable yarns. From heartwarming anecdotes that tug at your emotions to sidesplitting tales that leave you doubled over in laughter, \"Proper True Yarn\" promises an electrifying blend of storytelling unlike any other.Whether it's a daring escapade across far-flung lands, an encounter with the supernatural that defies explanation, or simply a slice of life that resonates with the universal human spirit, our podcast uncovers the gems that make our world a truly captivating place.So, grab your favorite pair of Country Trucker Caps and prepare to be enthralled. Tune in to \"Proper True Yarn\" as Knuckles and his spirited guests weave a tapestry of the extrao…","last_synced_at":"2026-07-29T04:18:37.700738+00:00","page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/proper-true-yarn-6560478"},"episode":{"title":"Cut or Uncut | The Foreskin Census Nobody Asked For","slug":"cut-or-uncut-the-foreskin-census-nobody-asked-for","published_at":"2026-04-26T20:48:43+00:00","page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/proper-true-yarn-6560478/cut-or-uncut-the-foreskin-census-nobody-asked-for","show_page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/proper-true-yarn-6560478","url":"https://www.spreaker.com/episode/cut-or-uncut-the-foreskin-census-nobody-asked-for--71659037","audio_url":"https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/71659037/1772349771507_919e2165_cdba_469d_ae17_6b1e40812bbd.mp3","summary":"This episode of the Proper True Yarn Podcast goes completely off the rails as Beau Jones and Jordan Abbey Young introduce one of the strangest ongoing bits in podcast history.What starts as a casual yarn quickly turns into an in-depth, highly unscientific investigation into circumcision, foreskins, late cuts, and why one of the boys is actively keeping a written list of who’s cut, who isn’t, and who gets an exemption for being a good bloke.The conversation spirals into stories about late-life circumcisions, running theories on hygiene, confidence, and why certain blokes just “give off” uncut energy. There are wild metaphors involving cars, engines, fuel filters, and luxury vehicles that somehow all get tied back to anatomy.Jordan explains why he named his cock after Gerard Butler, comparisons are made that no one asked for, and a pub-based foreskin guessing game is pitched as a genuine social experiment.Along the way, the boys break down why asking uncomfortable questions is sometimes the fastest way to work out who you’ll actually get along with. According to this logic, if someone can’t answer “cut or uncut” without panicking, they’re probably not staying out till 3am with you anyway.It’s crude, ridiculous, self-aware, and exactly the kind of yarn that could only happen after a few tins with the right people.If you’re into unfiltered Australian humour, pub logic, conversations that go way too far, and episodes that abandon all dignity within five minutes, this one delivers.Absolutely not safe for work.Absolutely a proper true yarn. #propertrueyarn 📞 Get involved🎤 Send a voice message to the boys. Drop us a yarn or question and you might feature on the show. 📧 Enquiries: propertrueyarn@gmail.com 🌐 Website: linktr.ee/propertrueyarn 📲 Follow the Podcast Instagram: @prop…","meta_description":"This episode of the Proper True Yarn Podcast goes completely off the rails as Beau Jones and Jordan Abbey Young introduce one of the strangest ongoing bit…","key_points":[],"chapters":[],"topics":[],"duration_seconds":618,"processing_state":"not_requested","actions":[{"name":"request_transcript","method":"POST","url":"https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/proper-true-yarn-6560478/episodes/cut-or-uncut-the-foreskin-census-nobody-asked-for/transcription-requests","description":"Idempotently request low-priority transcript generation for this episode."},{"name":"read_markdown","method":"GET","url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/proper-true-yarn-6560478/cut-or-uncut-the-foreskin-census-nobody-asked-for.md","description":"Read the agent-friendly Markdown representation of this episode resource."}]}}