{"podcast":{"title":"Page 7","slug":"page-7-4944810","podcast_index_feed_id":4944810,"rss_url":"https://feeds.simplecast.com/LR8T0ZDU","website_url":"https://www.lastpodcastnetwork.com","image_url":"https://image.simplecastcdn.com/images/5b7d8c77-15ba-4eff-a999-2e725db21db5/e339d522-7702-4f7e-996f-690a18c817f0/3000x3000/page-7-cover.jpg?aid=rss_feed","author":"The Last Podcast Network","episode_count":836,"summary":"Page 7 is the Last Podcast Network's pop culture sleepover. Every week, Jackie Zebrowski and MJ talk TV, movies, music, and just enough celebrity gossip for you to understand what your coworkers are talking about. Brought to you by The Last Podcast Network Write to us! Page7podcast@gmail.com Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.","last_synced_at":"2026-07-26T02:17:59.355499+00:00","page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/page-7-4944810"},"episode":{"title":"I Just Don't Get It w/ Kara Klenk","slug":"i-just-don-t-get-it-w-kara-klenk","published_at":"2026-05-21T15:00:00+00:00","page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/page-7-4944810/i-just-don-t-get-it-w-kara-klenk","show_page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/page-7-4944810","url":"https://www.lastpodcastnetwork.com","audio_url":"https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/stitcher.simplecastaudio.com/e4f10ae2-014a-4a38-8586-1879b6d709c5/episodes/52e0e942-0f80-48b4-8b10-06f5b18bdf77/audio/128/default.mp3?aid=rss_feed&awCollectionId=e4f10ae2-014a-4a38-8586-1879b6d709c5&awEpisodeId=52e0e942-0f80-48b4-8b10-06f5b18bdf77&feed=LR8T0ZDU","summary":"This week on Page 7 we're invitin' resdient Big Sis Kara Klenk to goss' 'bout all things dark, sad kid 90's alt rock and all them child kidnappin' PSAs, not to mention all the WAYS Fastball and her were two ships passin' in the night this past summer, then in SADDER NEWS Jackie was sittin' bitch when they drove all the way to visit their fathers headstone only to find out it was CLOSED on Mother's Day because who needs to mourn a MOM, Henry almost got kicked off the plane because his aisle seat plane buddy refused to stand and let him go to the bathroom for some unknown reason, worm man Nick Lachey said Jessica Simpson was in first class with her mom while makin' her kids and husband sit in coach with the peons, THE HORROR. John Tra has a new movie based on his children's book, AND a new hat. Nick Cannon made a gross post about spending time with HIS mother on Mother's Day because it ain't BABY MAMA'S DAY, and keeps just sayin' gross rage bait shit because that's who he is and he MUST BE STOPPED. Then we got THE LIST of \"Movies That Were Literally SO LIFE THREATENING TO FILM I'm Shocked They Even Made It To The THEAAAATAAAAS\", the BLINDZ feat. A SPOOKY NOISE, and then starting at @ 1:10:58.420 we got a user submitted CANADIAN JACKIE'S SNAAAAACKIES!!!! and @ 1:18:09.439 an oniony MJ's Minute Munchies all until @ 1:23:18.658, AND SO MUCH MOOOOOOOOOORE!!!! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast","meta_description":"This week on Page 7 we're invitin' resdient Big Sis Kara Klenk to goss' 'bout all things dark, sad kid 90's alt rock and all them child kidnappin' PSAs, n…","key_points":[],"chapters":[],"topics":[],"duration_seconds":5267,"processing_state":"not_requested","actions":[{"name":"request_transcript","method":"POST","url":"https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/page-7-4944810/episodes/i-just-don-t-get-it-w-kara-klenk/transcription-requests","description":"Idempotently request low-priority transcript generation for this episode."},{"name":"read_markdown","method":"GET","url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/page-7-4944810/i-just-don-t-get-it-w-kara-klenk.md","description":"Read the agent-friendly Markdown representation of this episode resource."}]}}