{"podcast":{"title":"Noon Hour Of Madness & Mayhem","slug":"noon-hour-of-madness-mayhem-7115753","podcast_index_feed_id":7115753,"rss_url":"https://feeds.transistor.fm/noon-hour-of-madness-mayhem","website_url":"https://riverbendmediagroup.com/podcasts/","image_url":"https://img.transistorcdn.com/zJKFaxCmTF-wUdfXjfITcFP_3_mOwV9BImvup8xP98w/rs:fill:0:0:1/w:1400/h:1400/q:60/mb:500000/aHR0cHM6Ly9pbWct/dXBsb2FkLXByb2R1/Y3Rpb24udHJhbnNp/c3Rvci5mbS9iOGVj/OTM4ZmZmY2JkYjY3/YWM0NDdiYmM1YWZi/MmE1Ni5wbmc.jpg","author":"Riverbend Media Group","episode_count":231,"summary":"The Noon Hour Of Madness & Mayhem can be heard live on KBEAR 101 weekdays at 12pm MST. Viktor and Peaches talk about a wide variety of topics depending on the day and you never know what to expect!","last_synced_at":"2026-07-23T06:18:05.536223+00:00","page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/noon-hour-of-madness-mayhem-7115753"},"episode":{"title":"Ep. 185 - Why Does This Card Shop Smell Like Ham? - 05/05/2026","slug":"ep-185-why-does-this-card-shop-smell-like-ham-05-05-2026","published_at":"2026-05-06T21:31:33+00:00","page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/noon-hour-of-madness-mayhem-7115753/ep-185-why-does-this-card-shop-smell-like-ham-05-05-2026","show_page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/noon-hour-of-madness-mayhem-7115753","url":"https://share.transistor.fm/s/3452755d","audio_url":"https://media.transistor.fm/3452755d/ea5b80c3.mp3","summary":"Today’s episode of Peaches Pit Party somehow managed to cover giant shoe sizes, impossible video game bosses, smelly card shops, AI musicians, ranch dressing sunscreen, and the ongoing oppression of tall people at concerts — all in under an hour. Peaches and Viktor Wilt kicked things off promoting their live broadcasts at Footwear Outfitters, where listeners can score Papa Roach pit tickets and apparently buy shoes large enough for Shaq himself after Peaches revealed he wears a size 16 and discovered the store carries up to a size 23. Somewhere out there is a human being built like a Clydesdale. Then the conversation immediately spiraled into the hardest video game bosses of all time. Cuphead nearly caused Viktor to launch a controller through drywall, Mike Tyson got accused of criminal activity in Punch-Out!! , and Peaches admitted the toughest opponent he faces nowadays is basically a 99 overall player in NBA 2K. There was also an extremely serious discussion about whether a giant cactus from Final Fantasy VII was harder than the actual bosses. Important journalism happened here. Things took a turn when Peaches visited a card shop while hunting down Magic: The Gathering cards for his upcoming interview with Vana. Instead of customer service, he walked into what sounded like a biological experiment featuring three dudes silently gaming in a room that smelled “like a fat guy at a metal show.” This somehow launched a full debate on soap quality, Irish Spring accusations, and identifying coworkers by scent alone. By the end, ham had become an insult. The food segment didn’t help either. McDonald’s removing self-serve soda machines sent Peaches into a full fast-food veteran rant, Viktor revealed burgers can apparently contain “hundreds of cows,” and the show briefly explo…","meta_description":"Today’s episode of Peaches Pit Party somehow managed to cover giant shoe sizes, impossible video game bosses, smelly card shops, AI musicians, ranch dress…","key_points":[],"chapters":[],"topics":[],"duration_seconds":1018,"processing_state":"not_requested","actions":[{"name":"request_transcript","method":"POST","url":"https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/noon-hour-of-madness-mayhem-7115753/episodes/ep-185-why-does-this-card-shop-smell-like-ham-05-05-2026/transcription-requests","description":"Idempotently request low-priority transcript generation for this episode."},{"name":"read_markdown","method":"GET","url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/noon-hour-of-madness-mayhem-7115753/ep-185-why-does-this-card-shop-smell-like-ham-05-05-2026.md","description":"Read the agent-friendly Markdown representation of this episode resource."}]}}