{"podcast":{"title":"No Bodies","slug":"no-bodies-6469021","podcast_index_feed_id":6469021,"rss_url":"https://feeds.libsyn.com/478044/rss","website_url":"https://sites.libsyn.com/478044","image_url":"https://static.libsyn.com/p/assets/1/d/1/d/1d1def58cba71ed0bafc7308ab683e82/Version_1_-_Pink.png","author":"No Bodies","episode_count":83,"summary":"Welcome to No Bodies, the horror content podcast where we clean up the ugly things so you don't have to. Our biweekly show features two hosts and rotating guest content experts tackling the nitty gritty complex horror topics in an attempt to make the genre more approachable for frequent fright flyers and newbies alike. We value diverse voices and perspectives in horror. There may be discourse on this show that will challenge the way you look at the genre. Get ready to get ugly.","last_synced_at":"2026-07-18T16:20:18.672170+00:00","page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/no-bodies-6469021"},"episode":{"title":"Episode 69: NEON Cagematch Finale","slug":"episode-69-neon-cagematch-finale","published_at":"2025-11-01T11:00:00+00:00","page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/no-bodies-6469021/episode-69-neon-cagematch-finale","show_page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/no-bodies-6469021","url":"https://6bacbc8c-c3fd-4b61-b1cc-7764f72a780d.libsyn.com/episode-69-neon-cagematch-finale","audio_url":"https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/traffic.libsyn.com/secure/6bacbc8c-c3fd-4b61-b1cc-7764f72a780d/cage4_final_mixdown.mp3?dest-id=4061298","summary":"Episode 69: NEON Cagematch Finale This episode was recorded on August 29, 2025 and posted on November 1, 2025. Content Warning: Light vulgarity. Introduction Welcome back to the NEON Cagematch! Introductions to your Ghosts Hosts with the Most - Lonely of Lonely Horror Club and Projectile Varmint aka Suzie Introductions to our Cagematch cohost Mike aka That Horror Teacher The Cagematch Bracket & Rules Bracket: To create the brackets, we pulled a total of 22 horror films from the NEON filmography which were placed into \"seeds\" based on their IMDB & Rotten Tomatoes ratings. After ranking all of the films, we used a bracket creator, like people do for fantasy football or March madness, which generated our full NEON Cagematch bracket. Check out the full bracket here. Rules: For scoring and advancing, each host will rate the movie from 1 to 10 on the following metrics: acting, storytelling, scares, and cinematography. We can't give zeroes so the lowest possible overall score will be 12 and the highest possible overall score will be 120. In the event of a tie - the film with the highest Rotten Tomatoes score will advance. Each host will also have one wild card which will allow the host to rescore any film that has advanced to another round. Rounds - All reviews contain spoilers! Secondary Rounds Memories of Murder (2003) vs The Lodge (2019) Longlegs (2024) vs Crimes of the Future (2022) Possessor (2020) vs New Order (2020) Infinity Pool (2023) vs In the Earth (2021) Quarterfinal Rounds Parasite (2019) vs Oldboy (2003) Titane (2021) vs Cuckoo (2024) The Lodge (2019) vs Longlegs (2024) New Order (2020) vs Infinity Pool (2023) Semifinal Rounds Parasite (2019) vs Cuckoo (2024) Longlegs (2024) vs Infinity Pool (2023) Final Round Cuckoo (2024) vs Longlegs (2024) Thank you to our ho…","meta_description":"Episode 69: NEON Cagematch Finale This episode was recorded on August 29, 2025 and posted on November 1, 2025. Content Warning: Light vulgarity. Introduct…","key_points":[],"chapters":[],"topics":[],"duration_seconds":4691,"processing_state":"not_requested","actions":[{"name":"request_transcript","method":"POST","url":"https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/no-bodies-6469021/episodes/episode-69-neon-cagematch-finale/transcription-requests","description":"Idempotently request low-priority transcript generation for this episode."},{"name":"read_markdown","method":"GET","url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/no-bodies-6469021/episode-69-neon-cagematch-finale.md","description":"Read the agent-friendly Markdown representation of this episode resource."}]}}