{"podcast":{"title":"Massive Report Podcast","slug":"massive-report-podcast-998794","podcast_index_feed_id":998794,"rss_url":"https://massivereportpodcast.podbean.com/feed.xml","website_url":"https://massivereportpodcast.podbean.com","image_url":"https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/image-logo/585183/MRPod_26_IG91x9k.jpg","author":"Massive Report","episode_count":20,"summary":"Join Brian Phillips, Brett Hiltbrand, Pat Murphy, Bart Logan, and Sam Fahmi as they discuss all that is Columbus Crew SC.","last_synced_at":"2026-07-15T00:17:57.512678+00:00","page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/massive-report-podcast-998794"},"episode":{"title":"Ep. 535","slug":"ep-535","published_at":"2026-03-10T12:10:01+00:00","page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/massive-report-podcast-998794/ep-535","show_page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/massive-report-podcast-998794","url":"https://massivereportpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-535/","audio_url":"https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/d6rqnf76wzbnahd5/Ep_5359pxxv.mp3","summary":"Another less than ideal outing for the Columbus Crew, and this one was at home. Can Henrik figure out a solution for what plagues this team? The Crew now have to take on a HOT Nashville team, and Derrick Jones and Yaw Yeboah get lifetime suspensions from MLS for gambling. Special thanks to City Tavern for hosting and sponsoring the Massive Report Podcast. Check out this week's special below. St Patrick’s Day specials run Saturday-Tuesday $6 Guinness, Jameson, Great Lake’s Conway’s & Irish Drop Shots $4 Green Beer Industry specials on Monday the 16th! Check out our Instagram for all the St. Patrick’s Day weekend specials You guys can mention that we do game sound for all the crew away games $4.50 Modelo Cans all day, every day (they’re a crew sponsor)","meta_description":"Another less than ideal outing for the Columbus Crew, and this one was at home. Can Henrik figure out a solution for what plagues this team? The Crew now…","key_points":[],"chapters":[],"topics":[],"duration_seconds":3639,"processing_state":"not_requested","actions":[{"name":"request_transcript","method":"POST","url":"https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/massive-report-podcast-998794/episodes/ep-535/transcription-requests","description":"Idempotently request low-priority transcript generation for this episode."},{"name":"read_markdown","method":"GET","url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/massive-report-podcast-998794/ep-535.md","description":"Read the agent-friendly Markdown representation of this episode resource."}]}}