{"podcast":{"title":"Knock Knock, Hi! with the Glaucomfleckens","slug":"knock-knock-hi-with-the-glaucomfleckens-5910256","podcast_index_feed_id":5910256,"rss_url":"https://feeds.megaphone.fm/TCAHH7525935012","website_url":"https://glaucomflecken.com/podcast","image_url":"https://megaphone.imgix.net/podcasts/5531285c-6a13-11ee-be5b-57290dcac5b9/image/4c6ecd72c78f599d833d06882075eb4f.jpg?ixlib=rails-4.3.1&max-w=3000&max-h=3000&fit=crop&auto=format,compress","author":"Human Content","episode_count":337,"summary":"\"Knock Knock, Hi! with the Glaucomfleckens\" dives into the highs, lows, and WTFs of healthcare. Whether you're in the medical field, live with a healthcare worker, or broke your arm once and are still paying off your medical bills, this is a must-listen. Join Will and Kristin Flanary (aka the Glaucomfleckens) for candid chats with leading healthcare voices like Dr. Mike and Surgeon General Dr. Vivek Murthy. Discover fun facts about eyeballs, hear relatable stories from medical training, and sneak a peek into the U.S. health insurance industry (spoiler alert: it's not great!). We'll share our own perspectives of being a patient or family member experiencing the healthcare system. And, of course, we explore the question on everyone's minds: \"Why has Dr. Glaucomflecken never had his eyes dilated?\" Combining science with humor and a dash of snark, we unpack the human side of healthcare.","last_synced_at":"2026-07-02T18:18:03.628787+00:00","page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/knock-knock-hi-with-the-glaucomfleckens-5910256"},"episode":{"title":"Knock Knock Eye: Why Do Hyperopic Lenses Make Kids’ Eyes Look So Big?","slug":"knock-knock-eye-why-do-hyperopic-lenses-make-kids-eyes-look-so-big","published_at":"2026-04-23T09:00:00+00:00","page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/knock-knock-hi-with-the-glaucomfleckens-5910256/knock-knock-eye-why-do-hyperopic-lenses-make-kids-eyes-look-so-big","show_page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/knock-knock-hi-with-the-glaucomfleckens-5910256","url":"https://p.podderapp.com/9752035609/traffic.megaphone.fm/TCAHH4721224460.mp3","audio_url":"https://p.podderapp.com/9752035609/traffic.megaphone.fm/TCAHH4721224460.mp3","summary":"I just got back from Puerto Rico, where I attended my very first gynecology oncology conference. It turns out that even though we're at opposite ends of the body, ophthalmologists and gynecologists actually share a lot, mostly a love for speculums and organs that dilate. I’m also diving into the terrifying news of a Florida surgeon recently indicted on manslaughter charges after removing a patient’s liver instead of their spleen. We'll discuss why this level of negligence is so rare and why it often stems from a \"Dr. Death\" style failure in the medical training system. After the break, we return to our Thing I Love, Thing I Hate series. I’ll explain why I’m a sucker for toddlers in massive \"coke bottle\" glasses and how those lenses are actually straightening their eyes and training their brains to see. Then, we move to the \"Thing I Hate\": Giant Cell Arteritis. It’s a terrifying vascular disease that has been haunting patients since the 10th century, and I’ll explain why a five-minute \"blackout\" in vision is the ultimate red flag for ophthalmologists. Takeaways: One Degree of Separation: How Will found connections between ophthalmology and everything from gynecology to orthopedic bone fractures. The Manslaughter Precedent: A look at the \"egregious\" negligence of the Florida spleen-vs-liver case and why criminal charges for doctors remain so rare. Hyperopic Cutness: Why the \"massive eyes\" look in kids' glasses is actually a sign of corrective refractive power helping an eye that is too small. The Amaurosis Red Flag: How a very specific three-to-five-minute \"gray out\" of vision can signal a stroke or systemic inflammation. The Steroid Buzz and Burn: Why treating Giant Cell Arteritis requires a brutal, long-term steroid taper that can wreak havoc on a patient’s life for ye…","meta_description":"I just got back from Puerto Rico, where I attended my very first gynecology oncology conference. It turns out that even though we're at opposite ends of t…","key_points":[],"chapters":[],"topics":[],"duration_seconds":2561,"processing_state":"not_requested","actions":[{"name":"request_transcript","method":"POST","url":"https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/knock-knock-hi-with-the-glaucomfleckens-5910256/episodes/knock-knock-eye-why-do-hyperopic-lenses-make-kids-eyes-look-so-big/transcription-requests","description":"Idempotently request low-priority transcript generation for this episode."},{"name":"read_markdown","method":"GET","url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/knock-knock-hi-with-the-glaucomfleckens-5910256/knock-knock-eye-why-do-hyperopic-lenses-make-kids-eyes-look-so-big.md","description":"Read the agent-friendly Markdown representation of this episode resource."}]}}